December 14th, 2010 at 3:38 PM ^

Wow, I was slowly scrolling down the page thinking "These look downright normal for Oregon" until I got to the socks. I then rocked back in my chair and was blinded for a second.


December 14th, 2010 at 4:15 PM ^

The Ducks must be fulfilling their community service obligations this year by volunteering as crossing guards. Yikes, those things are hideous.


EDIT: This was not a joke to say they have a bunch of criminals. Just realized it may come off this way. Simply a lame attempt at humor. 

dr eng1ish

December 14th, 2010 at 3:41 PM ^

The socks are gaudy but I wanted something just totally ridiculous.  These are far too normal for Oregon's first trip to the BCS Championship, considering their uniform pedigree. Oh well.

Six Zero

December 14th, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^

is that it rains athletic gear in Eugene, Oregon.  I bet their players are given three new jerseys for every practice.  They get new helmets the way other teams are given bottles of water.  Grass stain?  New uniform.  Speck of blood on your glove?  New uniform.  Got eyeblack on your chinstrap?  New uniform.  And every single stinking piece of gear is flashing about seven swooshes.

They should just trade in the "O" and put a swoosh on the sides of that helmet--  I mean helmetS-- already.  Heck, change the name to the University of Nike.


December 14th, 2010 at 3:51 PM ^

If they absolutely have to be te "away team", I prefer the all whites they wore when they dain bramaged USC:

Auburn's home jersey arrangement always been hopeless.


December 14th, 2010 at 3:59 PM ^

But that's what the kids like today, with their rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin' and their hoppin', and their bippin', and their boppin'... so they don't know what the jazz is all about! You see, jazz is like a Jello Pudding pop...

The Baughz

December 14th, 2010 at 4:01 PM ^

I was liking them until the socks. What are those? It's like hooking up with a fine ass chick only to see she has fungus and bunions all over her feet. With that being said, I still like these uniforms better than Auburn's minus the socks of course.