OT -- Oregon Duck mascot fight

Submitted by Moleskyn on

Alright, I know everybody's discussed the Rufus v. Brutus thing ad nauseum, but I just read through the Page 2 Q&A about that, and saw the link for the Oregon Duck's fight. I posted this as a comment in the mascot fight thread from today, but I thought it was just too good to leave buried down there. If this is too OT, feel free to delete, but hopefully you all can get a good laugh.

I just love how the duck taunts him as he is beating him up. And the cheerleaders don't really know what to do.

Mervby

September 21st, 2010 at 9:43 PM ^

I seem to recall games from my childhood where the UM cheerleaders would sneak over to the other side of the field, kidnap the other team's mascot, and ceremoniously ram him into the upright pole. Does anyone else remember this? What a great tradition! I, for one, call for bringing it back, especially when that moronic Leprechaun comes to visit.

Gus_possessive…

September 22nd, 2010 at 12:43 AM ^

Yes! And good-willed opponents who didn't have mascots would let our cheerleaders steal a member of their squad to faux dong-ram into the goalpost. Hilarious.

And marshmallows? Please bring back the marshmallow throwing tradition. The endzones have looked naked ever since the marshmallow ban.

And confetti! What happened to confetti? Was it banned as well, or has it died with newspapers? There's no app for confetti, smartphone.

Do the chop! Not the claw.

I want to pee on a maize and blue wall. Urinals? What gives? Cleanliness be damned!

I feel old.