August 20th, 2009 at 9:13 AM ^

Dennis: I don't wanna get too bulky.
Dee: Right.
Dennis: I wanna stay nice and lean and tight. I wanna get that Jesus on the cross look. You know what I mean?
Dee: I see what you're saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core because...
Dennis: Oh, absolutely. Jesus had, like, the best abs. He had the right idea. Hey, he knew: no pain, no gain.
Dee: He had good messages.
Dennis: I'm sure he started that.

Wide Open

August 20th, 2009 at 9:41 AM ^

Is he walking on water? Or is that the Tebow football heaven?

Walking on water? Of course, just ask Thom Brennaman.

And any heaven without CONER I don't want any part of.