OT: New bowl game called the Dollar General Bowl

I am so ready for the counter backlash to kick in. Whining about bowl sponsorships in 2016 is like railing against gas costing more than a dollar. 

I am so ready for the counter backlash to kick in. Whining about bowl sponsorships in 2016 is like railing against gas costing more than a dollar. 

No ticket over $1

Are we one step closer to the Toto Toilet Bowl?

So does this mean that all tickets, concessions, and parking will be $1.00 or less? 

Even the powers that be in college football have to think this is getting ridiculous, but they know that people will be watching. Middle of the week in mid-December, kids are getting out of school, NFL games aren't on, people will be watching this because its football. 

Doesn't matter if its Savannah State vs. the SCLSU Mud Dogs. People will watch because its football and nothing else will be on, and the NCAA will continue to make money off of it. 

Sounds about as nice as attending a game at value city arena..

Oops

No talk of bowl games until we...

Pick any two P5 warm weather teams and invite them to play football in the cold, like men.

Call it the Stephen Ross / Larry Page frostbite bowl.

Everybody chip in and we'll have the MGoBlog bowl in La Paz December 28th.  Weather will be good in the summer time.

Sharty represent the B1G in the Dollar General Bowl.  Mork will be very proud yet feel highly disrespekted!!!!

Dollar, Dollar, Dollar Bowl, y'all.

In case you haven't noticed, a majority of companies have generous compensation and bonus programs for corporate employees. Thats why wages have been stagnant or even regressed, but the overall economy has improved. So for 99% of us we are making less than we were 10 years ago when adjusted for inflation. But even with adjusting for inflation we are better off with Harbaugh than we were ten years ago.

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It'll be the first major college bowl to come with a plastic resealable lid.

It's about 15 years too late to complain about stupid bowl names. Those fields are basically Bandy's Tract at this point. The milkshake is long gone.

"Oh, lol. Probably an Onion link."

"Oh, Goddammit..."

This actually seems like a perfect name for a bowl game. You know exactly what you're getting in a Dollar General and in its namesake bowl game--it's not great football (or product), but it's cheap and it gets the job done.

 

Outbid by just a penny.

When you get invited to the Doller General Bowl. I'll bet you'll have to at least have to have a 7-6 record to even get an invitation. It could kick off the bowl season and become the first bowl game of the year. Lets say Dec. 19. Imagine the prestige.....Solid Gold. Go Rutgers. First year coach reaching a bowl. What a fantastic recruiting tool..

bowl...

Since Dollar General is $1 for everything LOL LMAO. I don't think I have ever seen Big 10 team play in this bowl game when it was GMAC Bowl, GoDaddy etc.

Don't forget sales tax.

Hopefully that's where Mike Dan'toni ends up this year after we whip his ass.