OT-ND to release new women's perfume at start of football season
ND now selling their own perfume for this year's football season.
Do we do anything like this? I really hope we do not. I wouldn't look at it so skeptically if they released it at any other time except football season.
With that said, I can see how a girl, who likes ND football, would want to buy the perfume. Moreover, ND loves money, and the NY yankees perfume sold quite well.
Anyways, seems to me like "ND football our perfume is as overhyped as our team"
What exactly does ground-up leprechaun mixed with the tears of despair smell like?
Smells like chicken.
(Score: 1,000 Normal)
The Te'o edition will just be a can of air.
My vote would be for Windswept.
OurStartingLiebackerNeedstoPlayThisWeek is probably too long.
I suppose Empathy, Credibility or Respect are probably out as well.
Freakbass.
That's not the name. It's actually Knute Rockne, ground up and mixed with the oil of despair and a fair amount of bull droppings.
I thought ND already had a fragrance line.
No Irish pun.
Straight up:
60% of the time it works every time.
The other 40% is when the girl is real.
for today
I bet it smells like catfish.
ND to sell Irish Spring body wash outside the stadium.
/s but not sure if actually /s
Well, this was the photo in the South Bend Tribune this morning...
With any luck, the marketing has the phrase, "Smell Like A Champion Today" in it.
That is quite pungent. Really stings the nostrils.
Bigfoot's dick!!!
A suggested revision: "Smell Like A Champion Today; Play Like You Pee Sitting Down On Saturday"
How many invisible women even wear perfume?
"Is that cabbages, George?"
Overhyped
For Women
Te'o de toilette.
This is overwhelming. Out of any number of responses that I could share - many of yours are better - my head hurts from trying to select one (1). Not even our friends in EL or Ohio could come up with anything like a perfume. Only ND. This is why they are my favorite rival.
make perfumes to attract mosquitos. First hit for "msu perfume" is for 4H.
I'm betting it smells like Chanel # 2.
Somehow, ESPN already has ND Lady Irish as a consensus preseason Heisman frontrunner.
Reported to smell like Jesus, but in fact smells like an open wound with a Jesus Band-Aid on it.
That would be a pot 'o gold-n-shower smell.
So, ND is releasing a football inspired perfume for women?
Thanks for reminding me!
Give her Lennay, the new perfume from the University of Notre Dame.
Packaged in an attractive bottle, yet lacking any substantive contents...It's Rudy approved!
"Golden Shower"
"Lady Quinn"
is called "Odeur De Poulet."
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2009-06-15/news/0906140309_1_tar-hee…
https://masik.com/university-of-alabama/university-of-alabama-women-s-p…
So ND is kinda late to the party.
The write up for the UA is this.
As vibrant and effervescent as The Fever of the Roll Tide, The University of Alabama for Women opens with a vivacious burst of Candied Pink Grapefruit, Sparkling Mandarin, and Pineapple Sorbet. Textural Osmanthus, Tahitian Tiara Flower, White Tuberose and Japanese Honeysuckle glimmer throughout the heart capturing the passion and energy of the Crimson and White, while Exotic Bamboo Wood, Creamy Sandalwood, and Soft Musk linger at the base rounding out this sparkling and captivating fragrance. A luscious and bright tribute to the Crimson tradition for the Alabama woman.
Maybe they will make some money off of it though.
Eau de Gloire. Revenez-y.
(Water of Glory. Return to it.)
L'eau de Shembo...
Too soon?
* The producers of Weis Seduction cannot guarantee that this fragrance will cover the lingering stench of the championship game performance.