OT - ND Hockey Player Jared Beers Had Too Many Beers

Submitted by MGoShoe on February 5th, 2013 at 2:23 PM

Things one ought not to do when out on the town in South Bend:

  1. Attempt to steal the beers of fellow bar patrons
  2. Punch the female bar manager in the face, step on her head and neck, and pull on her ponytail
  3. Leave your wallet at the scene of the crime
  4. Attempt to retrieve your wallet from the police station

All of the gory details are provided here.

Comments

jericho

February 5th, 2013 at 2:33 PM ^

You have to cut Beers some slack.  He just found our his gilrfriend is fake. 

 

You knew it was going there.  Just thought I would get it out of the way.

jeag

February 5th, 2013 at 2:34 PM ^

"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine for its exact purpose!"

-Hedberg

LongLiveBo

February 5th, 2013 at 2:43 PM ^

Going to the police station to pick up the wallet is priceless. It reminds me of law enforcement sending letters to people with warrants saying they won a car and setting up in a car dealership and arresting people as they show up.

LSAClassOf2000

February 5th, 2013 at 3:36 PM ^

"Beers was arrested when he came to the station about 2:15 a.m. to retrieve his wallet, police said."

You know, all those people through the years who tried to rip ATMs from walls using their own personal vehicle, and in the process left their rear bumper and actual license plate at the scene, feel slightly less like an idiot now.