Yes, it is that time of year, but this is actually pretty good. The author name drops Ron Gant for your roadtrip from hell across the plains and into the abyss, he had to give these nightmares a bit of thought.
Spoiler alert- some of these mascots are truly frightening to behold. What in the hell were the Expos thinking? I don't know what an expo looks like when personified, but I am damn sure it would not look like that abomination.