OT: Marsupial Monday I

Submitted by MeanJoe07 on

I MeanJoe07 hereby decree on this 24th day of August of the year two thousand fifteen that every last monday of the "OT" season shall henceforth and forevermore be referred to as Marsupial Monday.

You voted for it in my survey, 17/20 Mods said it was okay, (Check out my diary entry if you're confused) and now you have it. Welcome to the first annual Marsupial Monday thread!

MeanJoe07's 7 Rules:

  1.  All and any topics are allowed subject to moderation, blog rules, and rule #2. 
  2. 51% of all posts must be Marsupial related. This will be strictly enforced.  The other 49% is whatever you want subject to moderation, blog rules, and this rule.
  3. All gifs, memes, jokes and poems involving a Marsupials must be upvoted.
  4. When you create a post you must say it out loud or in your head using an Australian accent, mate. (I'll know if you didn't)
  5. If you find this thread reprehensible, be glad the next one isn't for another year and that Koalas don't live very long.
  6. All rules are suggestions except for rule #6.
  7. Harbaugh

DISCUSS

 

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Bandicoots
bilbies
wombats
gliders
wallabies
kangaroos
koalas
Blake O'Neills

xtramelanin

August 24th, 2015 at 1:01 PM ^

we'll keep him around to build up the herd.  i think there is a market niche up north here for koala-lined gloves, boots, car seat covers, and i was thinking maybe a stormy kromer hat line too.  see my earlier post in his koala-ty survey diary. 

of course when his stud services start to fail, he will be 'harvested' with the rest of the koalas.  

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Rappin Randle

August 24th, 2015 at 1:03 PM ^

Yo Im about to drop koala facts on your ass. Koalas aren't bears man they don't even eat grass. Nah they eat leaves from the tree of eucalyptus. And they the gods of Australia like they on mt Olympus. Phascolarctos cinereus Their faces are hilarious. But they can't be found in Denver unlike Thomas, Demaryius. And mean joe? He's their leader. Call him Australian Justin Bieber. Koalas are better than any mammal. Peace and love- ya boy randle

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Rappin Randle

August 24th, 2015 at 3:15 PM ^

This the greatest day of my life. 

I think I'll go buy me a fife.

Now I know what it feels like to be WD

I'm on top of the world and it revolves around me.

And I owe it all to you,

justingoblue.

So whatever you do

Know that I love you

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Cali Wolverine

August 24th, 2015 at 2:09 PM ^

There are a bunch of different ways that animals mark their territory. We’re probably most familiar with peeing to leave a scent, but wombats have notched this all the way up to a number two. They leave small piles of their feces anywhere they want other animals to know who’s in charge—often on top of rocks, logs (the wooden sort), and even mushrooms. Of course, the problem with most poo is that it could easily roll away. To get around this, wombats release their scat in small cubes. They release four to eight of these pellets with each bowel movement, and pile a bunch of them at around nose height, so that other wombats are certain to notice them. The poop comes out with a sticky mucus coating and a smell described as “sweet” and “peaty.”

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