OT - Marsupial Monday

Submitted by MeanJoe07 on August 24th, 2016 at 2:16 PM

It's the 2nd annual MARSUPIAL MONDAY everyone!  A semi-safe place where you can get all the OT out of your system before gameweek!  It's like The Purge, but entertaining!  Feel free to post your best marsupial GIFs, Memes, Pics, Poems, Jokes, Cheapshots, etc.  Complain about my schtick or post a pic of you and your pet stick!  Whatever you want!

What's that?

It's Wednesday you say?

I tend to experience long bouts of complete unconsciousness resulting in not knowing what day it is. 

Are you okay?

Oh yea, it's normal probably.

Okay, but I worry about you.

Thanks!

 

 

 

Comments

PopeLando

August 24th, 2016 at 2:22 PM ^

An ex of mine had a picture in her apartment of when she went to Australia...and wouldn't you know there was an F***ING KOALA FEELING HER UP.

If that was you, I will find you.

oriental andrew

August 24th, 2016 at 3:57 PM ^

What about...

Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, f'in' *Becky*?

julesh

August 24th, 2016 at 2:26 PM ^

Can I complain about my coworker who can't stop complaining about her new car? She got it like a month ago and other than the two weeks she was on vacation, I've heard nothing about how terrible the car is because it's grey. Also she's a Sparty with a bunch of crap on the wall between our cubes.

Zarniwoop

August 24th, 2016 at 2:28 PM ^

My wife is Australian.

Koalas are so common over there they just treat them like squirrel sightings.

She got over here, and the first time she saw a squirrel she squeals "STOP THE CAR, ITS A SQUIRREL!"

Apparently, they don't have them over there.

Yo_Blue

August 24th, 2016 at 2:54 PM ^

While researching Masturbating Gorillas for an earlier post, I happened to come across (not literally) naked selfies of Justin Verlander and Kate Upton.  How had I never seen these before?  After carefully examining them for Photoshoping evidence (they appear to be real BTW), I am now totally convinced that the GM IT police will be knocking on my office door which is closed because obviously...

Stuck in Ohio

August 24th, 2016 at 3:27 PM ^

Koala wouldn't pay when he finished and got up to exit the room. Prostitute said "hey you forgot to pay me" Koala says no I don't owe you anything then told the prostitute to look up definition of Koala. Dictionary says it is a marsupial that eats bushes and leaves.

drjaws

August 24th, 2016 at 3:31 PM ^

Fact #1 - wallabies in Tasmania get stoned eating poppies, and that's awesome because opium is fun.

Fact #2 - there is a population of feral wallabies in ..... Scotland.

Fact #3 - all of Australia's marsupials actually come from South America.

Fact #4 - marsupials can breathe oxygen through their skin for quite a while after birth.

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Yo_Blue

August 24th, 2016 at 3:37 PM ^

Fact #5 - Eucalyptus leaves, a koala’s primary food source, are poisonous to most animals; but adult koalas, thanks in part to unique microbes that live in their digestive tract, are able to eat the leaves safely. Koala joeys, however, do not have these microbes in their system when they’re born, so to get them, they eat their mother’s “fecal pap.” Yep, that’s right. Koala babies eat their mom’s poop.