OT (kind of): last day on earth... plans?

Submitted by turd ferguson on

As I'm sure most of you know, today is our last real day on earth.  Anyone have anything interesting going on?  I think I'll devote my day to spending all of my savings and killing all of my enemies, but I haven't really settled on that.

Mod Edit: Bumped to coordinate the MGoApocalypse 2.0. The earthquakes start in Tonga 1am EST EXACTLY!

bacon

May 20th, 2011 at 3:13 PM ^

according to these people, the actual end of the world is supposed to be october 21st.

coincidentally, the end of the world comes 6 days before that for Spartan fans. 

 

Bryan

May 20th, 2011 at 3:18 PM ^

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Crazy Canuck

May 20th, 2011 at 4:53 PM ^

The kids we offered better all committ soon because they'd probably want to be a part of the best recruiting class at the end of the world. According to his prediction there will be fireworks on my birthday. Since that is the day god will destroy earth  (October 21).

Crentski

May 20th, 2011 at 7:46 PM ^

How could you not go out on a night like this where you have the most sure and solid pickup line ever?

"Excuse me miss, I was wondering...If you knew the world were to end tomorrow how would you end your last night?"

or

"I've been informed this is my last night on Earth and I have one dying wish...I know you have the same."

Crentski

May 20th, 2011 at 7:53 PM ^

If it doesn't work I will receive plenty of free drinks, granted they will most likely be from women throwing them on my face. That, or a few nice backhands may be headed my way. As a precaution I will get drunk before hand. If this all fails I will result to BillyOcean's plan a few comments up.

Hurricane

May 20th, 2011 at 8:57 PM ^

What are the believers in this end times prophecy doing tomorrow?  Do they have any advice on how to ride this out or are they just laughing at all of us from a secret location?

Nathan60

May 20th, 2011 at 9:30 PM ^

is that 10 pm eastern I kinda had plans....figures finally get a date  with a chick a lil younger and way outta my league and the world is scheduled to end. Worst part about it  Lil brother can say they went out on top(on second thught  ..they  have beaten us  a few times in a row..maybe the world IS ending)

icactus

May 20th, 2011 at 9:38 PM ^

My wife just left this morning to do a year of research out of the country.  My last words to her as she called to tell me her connection was delayed 6 hours and they lost both her bags were  "you should probably change your cell message so people know you won't get back to them." 

Not the greatest way to go out.....