OT: Kate Upton off the market?
It looks like Michigan fan Kate Upton may have tied the knot with Justin Verlander in Italy. As we wait for our clash with the Gophers, perhaps this would be a good opportunity to post your favorite Kate Upton GIF?
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/justin-verlander-kate-upton-…
November 4th, 2017 at 11:16 AM ^
Yes, let’s celebrate her joyous occasion by viewing her in various stages of undress!
November 4th, 2017 at 11:18 AM ^
OK, joyous for me.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:19 AM ^
SMH. Why these girls keep falling for these rich, famous, successful, ruggedly handsome types instead of me blows my mind
November 4th, 2017 at 2:26 PM ^
Don't worry there's less money to lose in divorce.
November 4th, 2017 at 3:39 PM ^
Oh boy!
November 4th, 2017 at 11:23 AM ^
Ugh, women arent objects.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:28 AM ^
Puh-lease. We know you're checking them out behind those shades.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:39 AM ^
Sunglasses: helping dudes check out women right in front of their spouses since 1930
November 4th, 2017 at 4:52 PM ^
Not even kidding, I wear sunglasses constantly (live in sunny CA) and this is a huge perk lol
November 4th, 2017 at 7:06 PM ^
You're not in Kansas??
November 4th, 2017 at 7:37 PM ^
Protects agains cataracts too!
November 4th, 2017 at 12:48 PM ^
Not to be a bummer, but technically speaking, anything outside our own subjectivity is an "object." And since we are trapped inside that subjectivity in perpetuity, every other human on the planet is, therefore, an object (men and women alike). The very best we can hope for is intersubjectivity, but even that is increasingly impossible with disembodied communications media more dominant each day.
November 4th, 2017 at 12:56 PM ^
Did it get solipsistic in here or is it just me?
November 4th, 2017 at 1:10 PM ^
You have my...apologia...
November 4th, 2017 at 2:40 PM ^
Wait, that was HEMLOCK???
November 4th, 2017 at 11:44 AM ^
MeanJoe! I recently heard that 70% of you people have the clap!? Is this true? If so, how do I become a koala?
November 4th, 2017 at 11:48 AM ^
The woman has made millions posing for pictures. Nothing wrong with that. But it’s wrong for men (and some women I would guess!) to look at her as a “sex object”?!
Please. Just buying what she’s selling. Nothing disrespectful about it.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:49 AM ^
To love about you..
That and your snugly, sweet personality.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:51 AM ^
Yeah all those women went to see Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL for Channing Tatum's personality.
November 4th, 2017 at 12:11 PM ^
and often enjoy following his boyish hijinks at the cinema.
NTTAWWT.
November 4th, 2017 at 12:20 PM ^
Magic Mike is actually a pretty good film. I enjoyed it. But when I saw it in theatres with my girlfriend at the time, the dance scenes were pretty much treated like a drunken bachelorette party.
November 4th, 2017 at 2:23 PM ^
NTTAWWT
November 4th, 2017 at 12:29 PM ^
My Aunt commenting a couple decades ago about how good Brian Sipe looked in his tight uniform pants. Guys, don't let the ladies fool you. They are checking us out just as much as we are checking them out.
November 4th, 2017 at 3:53 PM ^
...a significant realization of mine at about 18 years of age was that women were as into it as men. Women may process it differently but make no mistake...
November 4th, 2017 at 11:51 AM ^
As one complete piece? We all (including women) are objects
November 4th, 2017 at 11:54 AM ^
SJW alert. Time to counter with some alpha male behavior.
November 4th, 2017 at 12:42 PM ^
Koalas are
November 4th, 2017 at 6:00 PM ^
The good lord made women sexxy and appealing for a reason you dumbass.
November 5th, 2017 at 10:29 PM ^
M-Lemon treats objects like women, man...
November 4th, 2017 at 11:24 AM ^
She’s been off the market for years. If Spike Albrecht couldn’t pull her from JV, no one could.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:55 AM ^
+1 for the Spike reference!
November 4th, 2017 at 12:45 PM ^
I always wondered what happened to Verlander Fiance #1. She was amazing, and I volunteer to comfort her in this trying time.
November 4th, 2017 at 1:13 PM ^
After Justin's no-hitter in 2007 she called Verlander her fiance, but then Justin later said they were never actually engaged. Awkward! They ended up splitting and she went on to marry a Tigers employee who is now no longer with the team.
November 4th, 2017 at 2:00 PM ^
+1 Dreams shattered
November 4th, 2017 at 3:13 PM ^
That is a really weird story. I'm guessing he made the right call.
November 4th, 2017 at 3:57 PM ^
of the Emily Yuen story. Not all of them favorable to JV. And why Yuen's husband is no longer in the Tigers employ has been a matter of conjecture.
November 4th, 2017 at 4:51 PM ^
Hmm a Google search and the first Verlander-Upton stories seem to indicate that Ms. Yuen was still in the picture when JV started up with Ms. Upton. And she was called JV's fiance by more than just herself.
Personally, I'm on Team Yuen here. Call me old fashioned, but all else being equal I'd vote for "gorgeous woman who has stood by your side long term" over (unpopular opinion alert) "borderline-creepy-young model whose looks may not last". But I'm not a superstar pitcher.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:28 AM ^
I hope those kids make it
November 4th, 2017 at 11:32 AM ^
I hear there are some photos of them nakey on the interwebs somewhere.
something about the fappening?
November 4th, 2017 at 12:00 PM ^
Melvin and Justin may be available....
Verlander was the ONLY Astro to miss the Houston Championship Parade....
He says “I DO” today....
Kate’s the real closer here....
November 4th, 2017 at 11:35 AM ^
Don’t let the weight scale fool you JV. That’s good weight!
November 4th, 2017 at 11:39 AM ^
also, OP doesn't want his wife to check his browser history of Kate Upton's fun-bags so he's turning to us to do the dirty work.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:42 AM ^
That’s why there is a private/incognito browser.
So my friend says.
Just saying.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:51 AM ^
Sorry but Private/Incognito Browser settings do nothing to hid your history, all they do is hide you from cookie distribution. Unless you are going through TOR or one of the other browsers that also route through the dark web there is always a history and someone who is good at IT forensics can find the history or whatever is left of it.
November 4th, 2017 at 11:55 AM ^
It’ll do the job 99% of the time.
I hope...
November 4th, 2017 at 12:15 PM ^
she's all I need to look at. (in case she's tracking my online doings)
November 4th, 2017 at 2:42 PM ^
Funny, I was just looking at some pics of her as well.