July 9th, 2012 at 4:28 PM ^

I was going to post something, but the thought that Kate Upton is a real woman who some lucky bastard actually gets to date instead caused my head to asplode, and I've completely forgotten my point.


July 9th, 2012 at 5:12 PM ^

I'm afraid I'm not Kate's type. She can undoubtedly find a better looker out there than a slightly overweight ginger with thinning hair. IIRC, maybe one of the goodlooking mgodudes who went to the signing party in AA? Or a good looking football coach?

My concern is a 19 year old daughter who looks a bit too much like Kate. Yes, I flatter myself, and I suppose its a nice problem to have. But still, dads everywhere can relate. I could add this to the list of parenting things no one ever told me about.


July 9th, 2012 at 5:33 PM ^

1.Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2.You make her cry, I make you cry.
3.Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health. 4.Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5.If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything up (Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)
6.No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7.If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8.Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.


July 9th, 2012 at 4:43 PM ^

I had the same thought.  When I saw this story earlier I looked around for news of them breaking up and wasn't able to find anything.

I think this is just local media being local media.

Not saying I wouldn't mind being mistakenly connected to Kate Upton (hey-yo!)


July 9th, 2012 at 4:47 PM ^

I feel like Kate Upton is trolling her entire home state with this.  If she winds up on the arm of Reggie Bush, I swear I'm giving up on sports.