OT: Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg Hot Pocket Posbang Thread

Submitted by taistreetsmyhero on December 13th, 2013 at 12:49 PM

first impressions:

wtf did i just watch?

is this real life?




December 13th, 2013 at 4:34 PM ^

First bite - The top of my mouth would burn so bad skin would just peal off... from the hot lava.

Second bite - would freeze the burned spot.

Third bite - just when you think it is numb from the nerve receptors being destroyed from the first bite and the ice from the second... you burn your damn mouth again in a different spot.

Needless to say... I no longer eat Hot Pockets.


December 13th, 2013 at 1:05 PM ^

This should be renamed "Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg and Hot Pocket Posbang Thread"

Edit: Perfect.  Now its only a matter of time before we have a "Posbang Aprecciation Thread Posbang" and then this site will collapse in on itself in a digital black hole.


December 13th, 2013 at 12:56 PM ^

Has more effort/money been put into selling a lump of crap ever?

And this is coming from someone who has (unfortunately) eaten a ton of hot pockets.


December 13th, 2013 at 1:20 PM ^

My take away from this commercial is that Hot Pockets cause fever dreams if you eat them right before falling asleep. Is that what they were going for?


December 13th, 2013 at 1:22 PM ^

Is this to imply that Kate Upton HAS a "Hot Pocket" or that she IS a "Hot Pocket"? 

I'll just agree to both to cover bases. There's something strangely symbiotic about a Hot little Pocket like Kate Upton, whose "Pocket" is no doubt untouchably HOT, eating a Hot Pocket.