April 18th, 2013 at 1:10 PM ^

Dear god. It's beautiful.  Also, if you have a twitter you should follow him.  It's just as amazing.

Edit: Some of my favorites:







April 18th, 2013 at 1:17 PM ^

changes in one year was top notch. 

"So we're clear, at the time three number changes was all they had"?

"Somehow, I'm satisifed with that answer".



April 18th, 2013 at 1:18 PM ^

the opportunity to hear what he is thinking.  When tomorrow's great political and scientific and sporting leaders modestly exclaim, "I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants", they will be refering to Jose Canseco.


April 18th, 2013 at 1:19 PM ^


jc7264[S] 361 points  ago

time travel is possible but u can only go back in time through ur dreams I do it all the time.learn more about dream control I have masterd it


April 18th, 2013 at 1:42 PM ^

"My best friend in the world is an amazing guy. He's the best father and husband I've ever known to his wife and son. He's the only friend I've ever had that's never stabbed me in the back in the near 16 years that I've known him. Why am I telling you this? Because you're his hero. You always have been. He has spent so much money on your cards and other memorabilia that he probably could have put a few kids through college with it. It would mean the world to me if you could just acknowledge this post and say something to my best friend Brad. It would make his year."

[–]jc7264[S] 1 point 1 minute ago
"brad what a bad boy u have become"


I suppose that response fulfills the parameters. Well-played, Mr. Canseco. 


April 18th, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^


Would you rather take a fastball to the nuts or have to sleep with Madonna right now?


punch her in her nuts


This is pure gold!


April 18th, 2013 at 8:37 PM ^


Do you think taking steriods was worth it? It allowed you to become one of the best players in baseball (including the extremely rare 40 and 40), you made a bunch of money, gained celebrity, and then once the truth came out you wrote a book and got a lot of press for telling on everyone else taking steriods. Other than the tainted legacy, no chance of making the hall of fame and potential health risks, couldn't you say it was a good decision for you?


steroids cost me millions ,not worth it because cocaine ,liquor,marijuana and other drugs r more accepted than steroids even though they can help u