OT- If you get to this point, you might have a problem
For the life of me, I can't really even believe it to be true. I think you would simply past out if you were that wasted.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/20/drunkest-guy-ever-silent_n_327…
October 20th, 2009 at 10:00 PM ^
I've seen plenty of drunk people before, but the fact that the guy was so incapacitated yet still believed he could move around okay is unreal. I wish they had audio of his conversation with the store clerk.
By the way, the best part is at the end when you realize it all took place in broad daylight. Yikes.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:15 PM ^
Which one is more pathetic, that or Centreville, Michigans own Vern Troyer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md_SsRLV3Sk
October 20th, 2009 at 11:58 PM ^
That youtube video you linked to doesn't include the best part, which is Vern standing on his little scooter, butt naked, and pissing in the corner of the room. That definitely beats the guy in the convenience store (though to be fair, it only took Vern like one beer and a thimble-full of Jager to get that bombed).
When that first aired, my buddy and I kept comparing it to what would happen if a baby raided his parents' liquor cabinet.
Also, that creepy squealing he does in the bed still gives me nightmares.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:06 PM ^
i envision a zombie buying beer.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:48 PM ^
I almost think it's fake just for the reason being he looks so much like a zombie at certain points in the video.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:45 PM ^
Watching this guy, it looks like the store is either (a) experiencing hurricane-force winds in the aisles, or (b) aboard a ship that is being rocked by said hurricane.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:10 PM ^
I witnessed a woman at .47 blood alcohol drive her car through the front window of a day care, adjacent to a party store. She was on her way to get more wine. Thankfully no one was injured.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:41 PM ^
are you for real? how can someone with that high a bac not be dead, or at least passed out? especially a woman!
October 20th, 2009 at 10:54 PM ^
I have an aunt who oversees a bunch of people in the drug/alcohol counseling field and those folks can tell some unbelievable stories with respect to blood alcohol levels. I also think some of the BAC calculations put out (super drunk at X level, pass out at X level, die at X level) are based on the average person, whereas the hardened alcoholics who end up with these super high BAC numbers have developed a much greater tolerance over the years.
I remember one story of a guy calmly checking himself into the hospital (speaking coherently and filling out forms) and when they called his name he had died with a BAC in the .5 range. It takes a lifetime of self abuse to get to that tolerance level, but it happens more often than we'd all like to think.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:58 PM ^
yeesh
October 20th, 2009 at 11:22 PM ^
the most amazing part of that is that at some point during the night, she was at about a .44% and she said to herself, "yeah, I can have one more and still drive."
October 20th, 2009 at 11:40 PM ^
very good point except it occured during the afternoon, the woman at the day care said, normally kids would have been playing up by the window but they had laid them down for a nap.
After the incident large cement barriers were put in front of the parking spaces facing the day care
I don't think the woman has/had any memory of the accident. I was the 2nd person to get to her car as the front 1/4 of the car lay inside the day care. Ironically the first person to get to the car was a doctor, a very brave act on her part. She had to open the driver side door, put the car in park and turn off the key while the drunk woman tried to back out of her predicament.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:14 PM ^
ive seen this same video a million times already
October 20th, 2009 at 10:19 PM ^
Congratulations
October 20th, 2009 at 10:39 PM ^
The security video was taken on October 6 at about 10:50 in the morning. The YouTube video is about three minutes long. I'm giving you three minutes instead of four because that's what is in the original post. Assuming the security video was posted to YouTube immediately upon completion, you've only had time to watch the video approximately 6900 times. Either you've got 144 computers on all of which you watch this video simultaneously, or I'm calling shenanigans.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:48 PM ^
i was really bored during fall study break
October 20th, 2009 at 10:51 PM ^
Awesome. That guy did not see the enormous BOOM-MALLETTED of mathematics and logic coming.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:44 PM ^
gotta appreciate the use of BOOM-MALLETED. Anyway, didnt want to sound douchey its just that ive had a lot of people send me this same video over and over again. I was merely venting.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:30 AM ^
I'm sorry, voting for the Whiny Award is already over this year. You'll be in next year's running.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:51 PM ^
There are probably a lot of similar videos like this all
over the Columbus area last Saturday night.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:54 PM ^
"Perhaps I'll wet my whistle."
*Scene Missing*
END
October 20th, 2009 at 11:26 PM ^
The last time I was that drunk (I don't think I was actually THAT drunk) was my friend's bachelor's party and we ended up being escorted back up to our rooms by a security guard with a stun gun (or so I heard)
I loathed life. I swore to myself never drink again. I turns out I lie to myself a lot.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:19 AM ^
everyone has had that moment where they tell themselves that they aren't going to drink again.... well i know i said it to myself a lot in high school.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:47 PM ^
Over the summer I got drunk at a party even though I had to work at 8 AM the next morning. Outside. On the hottest day of 2009 (~110). I spent the worst 8 hours of my life at work swearing I'd never drink again. Three months later I have not broken this promise to myself. I think anyone who experiences a hangover like that one would have an easy time drinking a lot less.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:29 PM ^
...in '07 the day we lost to Oregon. That was, of course, the week after The Horror. I was surrounded by Sparties. There was an open bar.
I made this guy look mildly buzzed.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:42 PM ^
You and me both, brother. That night was a rough one.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:40 PM ^
Thinking it was going to be about Lindsay Lohan. She looks like she's been on a steady diet of vodka and Virginia Slims.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:48 PM ^
mmmm smells like mom.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:22 AM ^
Maybe i'm crazy....but most of this video looks like it is going in reverse. Especially when he is on the ground.
October 21st, 2009 at 8:31 AM ^
When I was younger I used to like to take part in the odd abuse of alcohol. I have been quite loaded numberous times and been around people that looked like the walking dead, but this seems staged to me. As drunk as I have been I have never had difficulty getting from my back to my front/knees/hands and knees/feet/back on my ass. This guy couldn't get off his ass, and that just doesn't seem realistic to me. A lot of this video makes me question its authenticity, but that is the point at which I call bull shit.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:10 AM ^
and that more than alcohol is involved.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:22 AM ^
Of course more than alcohol is involved. Somebody is under the floor with hydraulic jacks moving the building.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:25 AM ^
is the consensus in the youtube comments. That's one area of expertise I'll defer to them on.