OT: I got a rock

Submitted by BornInAA on October 28th, 2010 at 10:48 PM

I just watched "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" with my kids.

Soon after, this vision of a future homecoming game discussion between Michigan football alumni popped in my head...

 

John Wangler: I got a Marion Body

Elvis Grbac: I got an Erick Anderson

Brian Griese: I got a Sam Sword

Tom Brady: I got a Rob Renes

Denard: I got a rock.

 

John Wangler: I got a Keith Bostic

Elvis Grbac: I got a Chris Hutchinson

Brian Griese: I got a Glen Steele

Tom Brady: I got an Ian Gold

Denard: I got a rock.

 

John Wangler: I got a Jim Herrmann

Elvis Grbac: I got a Tripp Welborne

Brian Griese: I got a Charles Woodson

Tom Brady: I got a Dhani Jones

Denard: I got a ROCK.

 

note: always recruit players with SOLID names like Steele, Gold, WOODson, Sword --- it seems to work.

Comments

octal9

October 28th, 2010 at 10:53 PM ^

At first I thought this was going to be about glass houses etc. Thanks for the surprise!

Also, I don't know about Woodson being a "solid" name. If Minecraft has taught me anything, it's that wood is as soft as gold.

MGoShoe

October 28th, 2010 at 10:58 PM ^

...OT.  Very well done. 

"I got a rock" is my favorite line from a Charlie Brown special. Second place is Peppermint Patty: "You're holding my hand, Chuck, you sly dog." Third place is Sally: "All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."