December 21st, 2017 at 11:29 PM ^
Now I’m hungry. I’m a four-star at Star Wars Battlefront. Yes, I’m a nerd.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:40 PM ^
Great game. I’m a 5 star at reading comic books. I have so many I can’t even keep track anymore. DC is my favorite. The worse part is sometimes I pretend they are real life. I have a lot of upside.
December 22nd, 2017 at 10:03 AM ^
How people get so lost in comics just baffles me. They are fantasy for gods sake.
December 22nd, 2017 at 12:58 PM ^
OK Batman, step away from the ledge!
Me, I'm a FIVE STAR ASSHAT, I work in PR for msu, attended osu for 1 semester but got flushed for grades. So...
December 21st, 2017 at 11:29 PM ^
At folding laundry.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
You should too.
December 22nd, 2017 at 8:38 AM ^
if you do it wrong once, she'll do it forever
December 22nd, 2017 at 6:55 PM ^
Damn straight!
December 21st, 2017 at 11:30 PM ^
Im a 0 star at attending plays.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:32 PM ^
at sleeping through plays.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:43 PM ^
how was the show?
December 22nd, 2017 at 11:06 AM ^
RIP to the GOAT prez.
/sorrynopolitics
December 22nd, 2017 at 12:54 PM ^
Well there was that one time you went to a play Abe, but no one blames you for never going to another!
December 21st, 2017 at 11:31 PM ^
Two star blog commenter
Five star dad
December 21st, 2017 at 11:32 PM ^
I'm a 5* at pleasuring the ladies.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:38 PM ^
According to which site? cause I’m seeing a 3 Star, but not Alot of tape so maybe you’re a sleeper.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:39 PM ^
I've got elite size and great get off.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:41 PM ^
FIVE FAKES OUT OF FIVE
December 21st, 2017 at 11:43 PM ^
Tapes to grainy.
December 23rd, 2017 at 3:14 PM ^
you have a quick release but some difficulty holding the edge.
December 22nd, 2017 at 12:06 AM ^
Competition is grenades
December 21st, 2017 at 11:32 PM ^
Have all the measurables but not elite
December 21st, 2017 at 11:35 PM ^
Mahi Mahi is one of my favorites.
I'd say I'm a 3* chef, 5* critic, and a 2.5* blog poster.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:40 PM ^
Since it’s a bland fish the key is in the marinade. I always ad lib, but my new go to ingredient is rice wine vinegar.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:44 PM ^
I usually blacken but for kabobs is use an OJ Worcestershire blend marinade
December 22nd, 2017 at 9:38 AM ^
I am a 5 star cook. Cooked the turkey in it for Thanksgiving - kept the temp just like an oven. Got the cast iron grill for steaks and burgers. Fish and asparagus cook up great. This grill rocks.
December 22nd, 2017 at 5:06 PM ^
OJ and SOY sauce, not F'ing worcestershire! Worcestershire is for hamburgers!
December 22nd, 2017 at 7:52 AM ^
Try cocunut milk. Pair it with Hawaiian pork, raw coconut, another fruit (mango), and rice. Doesn't sound right, I know, but its pretty damn good! Had that at Mama's, which I thought would be a dive when friends told me where we were going. That dive cost me about $70 for lunch.
Things to remember: there are no dives on the tourist trap labelled 'Maui'...
December 21st, 2017 at 11:58 PM ^
I don’t think Mahi ships well, it is amazing when I’ve had it fresh and ok when bought in Michigan. Got food poisoning by eating Mahi at the Zuckey Lake Tavern once..,,but that on me. I don’t know why I ordered Mahi at the goddamned Zuckey Lake Tavern
December 22nd, 2017 at 4:33 AM ^
ZLT serves mahi mahi? The only thing I ever ate there was pizza.
December 22nd, 2017 at 7:54 AM ^
Well, this statement makes it easy to understand the food poisoning thing...
Things I don't get - eating sushi at mall food court in Nebraska (and other such foolishness). Yeesh...
December 21st, 2017 at 11:37 PM ^
5* serial killer.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:47 PM ^
Avatar checks out.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:48 PM ^
5* - I can kill a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch with the best of them.
1* - Grape Nuts. Eating that is like chewing a mouth full of gravel.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:44 PM ^
No matter what I tell myself beforehand, I ALWAYS cram the night before a test. And it ALWAYS works. So I just keep doing it.
December 22nd, 2017 at 8:13 AM ^
Me too.
Not gonna lie. It's the way to go if you can pull it off.
It got me Magna Cum Laude in undergrad while I was working a job.
I once "learned" an entire semester of Economics in one night.
I crammed through the entire night. The final test was at 8:00 AM and it was 7:00 AM. I had two chapters left to cover but I only had time for one. So I picked one at random and said Fuck it on the other one.
The chapter I picked was on the test. The other was not.
Got an A, baby!
December 22nd, 2017 at 9:46 AM ^
I was a 1 star student but I'm a 5 star employee.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:38 PM ^
4* Execution
December 21st, 2017 at 11:38 PM ^
5 star skin flutist
I practice my craft every night and have mastered it.
At first it took a lot of prep work, but now it comes easily.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:42 PM ^
Isn’t playing the skin flute a euphemism for fellatio?
December 22nd, 2017 at 7:57 AM ^
Why yes, yes it is...
December 21st, 2017 at 11:38 PM ^
5 star skin flutist
I practice my craft every night and have mastered it.
At first it took a lot of prep work, but now it comes easily.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:41 PM ^
It's nice to imagine how you lovingly typed this out, and then pressed "save." But then nothing happened right away and you got nervous. And pressed it again. Just to be safe.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:53 PM ^
Must be his sticky keyboard.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:39 PM ^
dont even wan say what I'm five star at but y'all know >>
December 21st, 2017 at 11:40 PM ^
2 shovels, one in each in hand. A swift kick with each foot after every pass. I'm a fricking human plow!
December 21st, 2017 at 11:41 PM ^
Nothing in particular, just kinda in general overall.
December 21st, 2017 at 11:41 PM ^
5-star shit talker
1-star at actually doing things