I got a lot of problems with you people!
Here are my plans for the day:
- raising of the Festivus Pole this morning
- Donation to the Human Fund*
- Traditional Festivus dinner: leftover meatloaf
- My personal favorite part of Festivus: The Airing of Grievances
- Finally, the Feats of Strength - this year perhaps a one arm push up contest as there is no snow to shovel.
Have a Happy Festivus for the rest of us!
* A wonderful non-profit that efficiently raises money for people