February 12th, 2018 at 10:59 PM ^

ME: "Alex, I'll take Stoopid Things to Come out of My Mouth for $200, Please."

ALEX: "The answer is... Incomprehensible triple negative."


ALEX: "Superstringer?"

ME: "What ... did I just type?"

ALEX:  "That's correct."


February 12th, 2018 at 8:27 PM ^

I am pretty sure my dog thinks she is Robodog, but then she runs like an idiot in the snow and then gets the snow all over the sofa, which is something I highly doubt the robodog would do.