February 23rd, 2011 at 7:10 PM ^

Hey, don't knock Mississippi till you've tried it. My much better half hails from the heart of the Delta and she is the finest export any state could hope to claim. Southern women know football – they're raised on the SEC – and even better, they can whip up vast quantities of stupendously delicious food in no time flat. I've been whistling Dixie (or rather Dixie Chicken, the great Little Feat song) for years now and I'm much the better for it.


February 23rd, 2011 at 5:43 PM ^

But unless someone made this on a huge, broken offset printer and then managed to get up there to plaster it to the existing surface, this is a not terribly clever Photoshopping. The message is hilarious though.