I waited as long as I could, nobody else created it.
I am drinking a very large Ward 8 coctail (Bourbon, Grenadine, Lemon Juice, Sugar, Ice, shaken together, topped with red wine) made with cheap jug wine (Paisano) and Jim Beam, and looking at my ticket stubs from Wisky 2008 (football) and Wisky 2011 (Wednesday night basketball). Two awesome games, two last second finishes, one fantastic, the other terrible. I should've known I wouldn't be lucky enough to see two epic wins.
Also, this drink packs a punch, baby! WHOO! Why is my keyboard so loud?