OT: FREE FuManBlue!

Submitted by profitgoblue on January 14th, 2011 at 2:45 PM

Most of you know the trials and tribulations of FuManBlue.  For those that do not, let me just say that, In the heat of passion, he committed a heinous crime (started an emo whine thread).  However, while in prison, he has proven himself to be a potentially valuable member of MGoSociety and displayed the potential to do great things.

As such, may it please the MGoCourt, I hereby respectfully request that we free FuManBlue from his shackles.  With our help, may he go forth and prosper.  Per Geaux_Blue's suggestion, FuManBlue will serve a probationary period during which time all of his new threads will have to include some sort of warning (e.g.  "FuManBlue:  _________"). 

In other words . . .

POS-BANG for FuManBlue

[EDIT:  WE DID IT!]

Comments

thisiscmd

January 14th, 2011 at 3:15 PM ^

The world has changed since you've been away.

These bolivia walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts anyways.

smwilliams

January 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM ^

[narrating] In 1966, FuManBlue escaped from MGoBlog prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old FuMan did it in less than twenty. Oh, FuMan loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out FuMan's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Midnight Blue was killed, FuMan decided he'd been here just about long enough. FuMan did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? FuMan crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

Blue_Sox

January 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM ^

I hope you're planning the most epic of epic freedom posts of all-time when you get to 100. I have high hopes for you, my friend. You're about to reach your 5* potential, Big Will Campbell-style.

Callahan

January 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM ^

What's really bad is all of the responses in his emo whine thread that told him to go fuck himself were getting posbanged. Sad. The incivility on this board needs to stop. Just because someone disagrees doesn't make them a douchebag, asshole, bitch or anything else you'd call a guy getting sent to the penalty box.

Mitch Again

January 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM ^

Reason(s) for denial of parole include, but are not limited to:

1. Release on parole at this time would depreciate the seriousness of the offense(s)
2. Release would jeopardize public welfare
3. Although the offender has reached his parole eligibility date, the nature of the offense(s) prevents release on parole because release would be premature in view of the following:
a. Lack of remorse
b. Serious juvenile record
c. Excessive force was involved in the offense

In lieu of parole, it is the court's decision to grant sole custody of the defendant to profitgoblue.

That is all.

imdwalrus

January 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^

Just went through and posbanged his posts here.  When I loaded a new page...

User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -656 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -653 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -650 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -643 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -633 mgopoints.
 User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -621 mgopoints.

He's at -609 now.  Damn, you guys work fast. 0_0

JClay

January 14th, 2011 at 3:40 PM ^

Most ridiculous thing about the whole fiasco is that his original whiny emo thread is 100% on point and he only got massively neg banged because Brian can't remove RRs dick from his mouth.

BrewCityBlue

January 14th, 2011 at 7:28 PM ^

MGoBlog can taketh away.

If you think we're not capable of sending you to Bolivian faster than we broke FU out, you're wrong.

Oh wait, it costs to neg someone? Nevermind. You should be fine.

Just don't draw the ire of our supreme leader, because i'm not sure how much Profit is charging these days. Certainly his rates have gone up after what he just pulled off for FU.

Simply amazing.