OT -- Ferris State Goalie Question?

Submitted by CountBluecula on January 18th, 2010 at 1:26 PM

Is anybody familiar with the goalies on the Ferris State hockey team? I ran into a guy at about 4 AM Sunday in a late night bar in Chicago who claimed to be a goalie for that team. Young guy, wiry, brown hair, sort of tan. He had all of his teeth and no facial scars. I heard his friends call him "Kevin".

He had his girlfriend buy a round of fruity shots for his pals and me. Blonde, skinny-Brittney, sorority girl look. She went to Marquette and was very proud of the fact that she was in a place in her life that she could be with this guy and could use her credit card to give him and his pals and a complete stranger fruity shots. She told me she was going to give him something else, too. The word she used had both a "b" and a "j" in it.

I did some fact checking on the Ferris State website. They don't have pictures of this year's team up, but they had pictures of last years team. I would assume that unless the guy is a transfer or a 21-year-old Freshman, he would be on last year's team. No one looked like him.

Does anyone have any familiarity with that team? Is he the real deal or a Nigerian prince?


His Dudeness

January 18th, 2010 at 1:31 PM ^

In order to pick up a girl at a bar at 4AM I have been rumored (I say rumored because I can't rememeber this shit) to be a minor league pitcher for the Mets as well as a government official working on the re-organization of GM post-bankruptcy. These are, sadly, both very true stories...