OT: Favorite Wi-Fi Network Names

Submitted by IncrediblySTIFF on April 24th, 2015 at 8:57 AM

Happy Friday ya'll.  What is your favorite Wi-Fi Network name?

Let me just eliminate some of the obvious:

Bill Wi the Science Fi

Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi

You Kids Get Off My LAN

Abraham Linksys


Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wi-Fi



April 24th, 2015 at 9:18 AM ^

I always appreciate spelling/grammar corrections in WiFi lists. For example:


I once saw "FBI Surveylance Van" and a person below put "It's Surveillance, Dumbass"


April 24th, 2015 at 9:19 AM ^

there was this super "hood", super-spindly, white dude who lived next door. I am pretty sure all he did was work at a local gas station, smoke a bunch of weed, and sit on his balcony in a super dingy recliner. Really nice, really funny, and really quiet dude. Anyway, he came over when we were moving in and helped me move in my couch. When he was helping me, he told me that a guy tried using his Wifi and he thought that he was using it to look at child porn. [I have no idea how he knew this].

 He said, "Mane, don't be a [insert nickname for Richard here]." The next day, when I logged into my wifi for the first time, one of the networks was "DON'T BE A [insert nickname for Richard here]." It made me chuckle. 


April 24th, 2015 at 9:23 AM ^

One that keeps popping up in my list is 'SchindlersFist'.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think this is a good name; but I do marvel at the utter tastelessness of it.


April 24th, 2015 at 9:32 AM ^

When we were in DC recently, there was one titled "NSA Surveillance Van #3". So either someone is funny or the NSA isn't really sneaky about their surveillance.