OT: Favorite Movie Quotes
Since there is absolutely nothing happening on the board today, and voting is down following the MGoOutage, let's talk about movies. Specifically, your favorite movie quotes.
Could be one liners or entire monologues.
As for me, I pretty much know every line in Caddyshack by heart, and Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate is another favorite. Also Pacino in about 50 other movies.
Discuss
Another from Major League...
You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.
or she gets the hose again.
You can call me judge or your honor. I'm quite sure I've earned it.
Just when I think I'm out, they keep pulling me back in.
You can't swim? Hell, the fall will probably kill ya.
"Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria!!"
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
"Nice beaver!"
And the entire national anthem from Enrico Palazzo.
Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell" Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself is if I start firebombing.
You a bounty hunter boy? Man's got to do something for a living. Dying ain't much of a living, boy.
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"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Varsity Blues:
I've been up since the crack of dawn, and I had to ask you a question. What is up with Carrie Ann Baker? 2) What, Darcy's friend? 1) Oh my god! She's got this look! Like the, 'I just fell out of the I'm gonna suck your dick tree and hit every branch on the way down.'
... right now, it's this.
From the Deer Hunter -- which is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
Army Doctor: Chevotarevich, is that a Russian name?
Nick (Christopher Walken): No, it's an American name.
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I've got a bad feeling about this.
Two dollars!
You going to do something. Or are you going to stand there and bleed?
When will then be now?
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
1987 movie "The Princess Bride".