OT: Favorite Movie Quotes
Since there is absolutely nothing happening on the board today, and voting is down following the MGoOutage, let's talk about movies. Specifically, your favorite movie quotes.
Could be one liners or entire monologues.
As for me, I pretty much know every line in Caddyshack by heart, and Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate is another favorite. Also Pacino in about 50 other movies.
Discuss
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"Fifteen bucks, little man!
Put that shit in my hand!
If that money doesn't show, you owe me owe me ow!
My Jungle Love! Ow ee ow ee ow!"
Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."
-Wooderson
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man
-The Dude
they are my favorite quotes, but not worth a double post... so I'll add a third quote:
"I fart in your general direction"
-French soldier from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Zoolander
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"it's a bold strategy, Cotton - let's see if it pays off for 'em"
President Whitmore
who can tell me what movie my sig quote comes from?
The Help.
EDIT: full disclosure, google is my friend.
although to be fair, I've never seen The Help, and it looks like they borrowed that quote 53 years later.
Hint: Jamie Lee Curtis was conceived during production.
Daddy would you like some sausage?
Coffee is for closers.
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In 2005, American Film Institute published their list of the Top 100 Movie Quotes. LINK
That list was winnowed from a list of 400 nominated quotes. LINK
Of course, there are numerous others that now could be included, especially many that appear on this board from time to time, like quotes from Anchorman, Glengarry Glen Ross, Good Will Hunting, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space and that one from My Cousin Vinny that often accompanies posts about a Michigan game against the University of Utah. LINK
There also were no other MGoBlog staples from National Lampoon's Animal House like, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” and “Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!” and “Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.” and “Otis, my man!”
Do you like apples?
Well I gawt her numbah, how do you like them apples?
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The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there I'd be standing up to them!
I'm listening to the fucking song!
Dave's a killer!
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"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." - Unforgiven
One of my favorites is Erin Brockovich's response to snooty lawyer lady saying they got off on the wrong foot: "That's all you got lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes."
The final scene is my fave . . . not a one liner but whatever. And Willem Dafoe was brilliant in that movie.
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
The fight scene that precedes the "Are you not entertained" is pretty BAMF as well. Another great action movie that is ruined by romance.
"Don't we need a catcher?"
"Not if you get it near the plate, we don't."
"Well, you know I... I never got to bat in the major leagues. I would have liked to have had that chance. Just once. To stare down a big league pitcher. To stare him down, and just as he goes into his windup, wink. Make him think you know something he doesn't. That's what I wish for. Chance to squint at a sky so blue that it hurts your eyes just to look at it. To feel the tingling in your arm as you connect with the ball. To run the bases - stretch a double into a triple, and flop face-first into third, wrap your arms around the bag. That's my wish, Ray Kinsella. That's my wish. And is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true?"
"Hey Dad, wanna have a catch?"
And a bonus from another favorite, the Hunt for Red October:
Jeffrey Pelt: Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?
Ambassador Lysenko: You make your point as delicately as ever, Mr. Pelt
Ty Cobb wanted to come, but none of us could stand the bastard when we were alive.
A pledge pin?! On your uniform!?!!
You can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!!
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone.
Check me if I'm wrong Sandy but if I kill all the golfers, they're going to just lock me up and throw away the key.
Get off my plane!
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Pledge pin is a great one
"I owe you some pain, Mr. Stillwell" from Mirage, just before he beats the shit out of Gregory Peck.
"you have two horses too many."
"I ain't got time to bleed."
Well, I'm the only one here.
"So? Everybody does that."
"Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."
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Heartbreak Ridge
"Go ahead, make my day" -Sudden Impact
"I'm going to shove that bat up his ass and turn him into a Popsicle" -Warriors
"You can't handle the truth"-A few good Men
"You talkin' to me?"-Taxi Driver"
"Say hello to my little friend"-Scarface
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I say f--- you Jobu! I do it myself. -- Major League (Actually, a ton from Major League, none of which have shown up... Like: "How's your wife and my kids?" or Ricky at the bar: "Check")
What we do in life echoes in eternity. -- Gladiator
Funny, I thought the world is what we make it. -- Contact