OT Favorite line from favorite Christmas movie

Submitted by LongLiveBo on December 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 AM

A Christmas Story

"Fragi`le, that must be Italian."

That is the best I could do to stress the gi.

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BlockM

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:03 PM ^

The Grinch:

--Answering Machine-- "You have no messages."

--Grinch-- "Odd. Better check the outgoing..."

--Answering Machine-- "If you so much as utter ONE SYLLABLE, I'll hunt you down and GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!... If you'd like to fax me, press the star key."

Vuginovic

December 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 PM ^

Clark- Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Giff4484

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 PM ^

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d*ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?

Blue in Yarmouth

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 PM ^

Best Christams movie ever, and my favorite part is that rant. My favorite line goes something like "and when Santa slides his fat white ass down that chiminey, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of (if forget where..... does that ruin the qoute?).

I love the movie and there are many memorable quotes for sure.

LongLiveBo

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:28 PM ^

Not one line but makes me laugh everytime.

Hi, I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. Well, actually, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma. Did you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage? How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission? Does it have four-wheel drive?
Airport Driver: Look, I told you before, kid. Don't bother me. Now beat it.

Fat Mike

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:41 PM ^

xmas vacation

"hey griswold! where the hell do you think your going to put that chritmas tree?"

"why dont you bend over and ill show ya"

"you cant talk to me like that"

"i wasnt talking to you, i was talking to her"

victors2000

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:41 PM ^

"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!"

D.C. Wolverine

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 PM ^

Jingle All the Way is my favorite Chritmas movie ever, since its a comedy, with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Best line- "dear santa can i get a bike and a slinky?, NO YOUR FATHERS BEEN LAID OFF!!"

tdeshetler

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 PM ^

Christmas vacation:

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.

Clark: [Finally revealing his Christmas Bonus] It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
Eddie: [Overwhelmed, almost choking on his eggnog] Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.

60blue

December 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 PM ^

Margot: Then why is the carpet all wet Toooddd?
Todd: I don't knooow Margoooot

I tend to use Todd's line about 3 times a day around the holidays. Its fantastic.

outwest

December 22nd, 2009 at 1:08 PM ^

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
*****
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?

Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

outwest

December 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 PM ^

Clark: "So, when did you get the tenament on wheels?"

Eddie: "Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?"

Clark: "Yeah, it looks so nice parked in the driveway."

Eddie: "Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."

anthem_1

December 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 PM ^

Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks

......

Clark: Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things.
Cousin Catherine Johnson: Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.

love this movie. required viewing every year.

jabberwock

December 22nd, 2009 at 1:08 PM ^

Well, I have the entire original Grinch memorized, but I'd say my next favorite has to be The Ref (with Dennis Leary)

Lloyd: What's your name?
Gus: Fuck you, that's my name.

Connie Chasseur: The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell.

Lloyd: So, do you think we should go untie everybody?
Caroline: No. I think we should unwrap them in the morning. It'll be more festive.

allansrule

December 22nd, 2009 at 1:21 PM ^

And then ...all the noise! All the noise, noise, noise, noise!
If there's one thing I hate...all the noise, noise, noise, noise!
And they'll shriek, squeak and Squeal racing round on their wheels.
They'll dance with jing-tinglers tied onto their heels!
They'll blow their flu-flubers, they'll bang their tar-tinkers.
They'll blow their hoo-hoovers, they'll bang their gar-dinkers!
They'll beat their trum-tookers, they'll slam their sloo-slunkers!
They'll beat their blum-blookers, they'll wham their hoo-whunkers!
And then they'll play noisy games, like Zoo-Zivver-Car-Zay, A rollerskate type of LaCrosse Croquet!
Then they'll make earsplitting noises deluxe on their great big Electro-Who-Cardio-Floox!

AMazinBlue

December 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 PM ^

just after receiveing the gift that gives the whole year long:

"I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"