OT- Favorite Bongo Guy Sayings

Submitted by uniqenam on October 20th, 2009 at 2:01 PM

Since I love everything the bongo-rapping guy says, I wonder if anyone else remembers any epic poems he has presented. Here's my favorite he recently said to my mom, who was with me and my dad:

"Hey lady, don't be so sad,
Your husband don't seem too bad,
and here's something to make you glad,
at least I ain't your babies dad"



October 20th, 2009 at 2:07 PM ^

Here's another memorable one:

"Hey Lady walking by my way
Why not give me a break today?
I'll be happy with a little pay
And fix my Chevrolet

But if you put in 2
I'll say thank you
And buy me a B-M-W!"


October 20th, 2009 at 3:01 PM ^

This wasn't a poem but i remember once i went back for a homecoming game two years after i graduated and while i was walking by the bongo guy on my way to the game, i suddenly hear him go, "hey! didn't you graduate two years ago?". Scary part is i don't think i've ever talked to the bongo guy...


October 20th, 2009 at 3:07 PM ^

When walking out of a Tigers loss (yes, bongo guy gets around):

Hey there, Tiger fan, don't you frown
[At least] your team's better than that next guy down

(a guy in a Lions jersey)


October 20th, 2009 at 3:52 PM ^

my friend had walked by earlier and he said something to her, then she walked by again.
Hey there it's the lady in black
I always knew she would come back
But she didn't throw nothing in my sack
It's too bad that's a matter of fact
Now I can't get a Big Mac


October 20th, 2009 at 4:08 PM ^

That's a staple of his. I think the second line goes like "At least I'm not out selling crack."

BTW, the day MSU surpasses us in football dominance will be the day Bongo Man goes there instead of Ann Arbor when both teams are playing at home.


October 20th, 2009 at 4:14 PM ^

Here comes a girl dressed in black,
Girl's going to give me a heart attack,
Man that girl is really stacked,
She's got it working from the front and back.
Oh, Im sorry!!! (to her after the song is over)

So funny. My friends and I still bring it up and it was years ago.


October 20th, 2009 at 8:41 PM ^

While walking to the game with my girlfriend...be sure to recite it outloud, it will make more sense.

Hey that girl
She's nice and pretty
And my oh my
She got a nice pair of...eyes