OT --- Fantasy Football Team Names

Submitted by hailtothevictors08 on July 27th, 2009 at 12:13 PM

so in joining an mgoblog fantasy leauge i need a name ... it has to somehow include a sexual reference, michigan football, and somehow make fun of some player associated with the program (Boren, Sheridan, Wermers, Stevie Brown, etc.) ... the best i have come up with so far is Stevie Brown's Striptease but I feel there must be a better one ... thoughts? also would be open to absolutly amazing names not with mich football like 2 Mannings, 1 Cup



July 27th, 2009 at 12:30 PM ^

am looking for a name. I'm not in the same fantasy league, but I am looking for a new team name. I was the Riptide Rape a few years back, but that was pretty lame and it was more of the last thing I could think of.


July 27th, 2009 at 12:33 PM ^

I'm a huge fan of the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and in the movie they show a clip of Russell Brand singing "We've got to do something".

At the 2:54 second mark he holds up a sign that reads "sodomize intolerance" I've always been a big fan of using that as my team name


If that doesn't float your boat and you want to go with something a little more subtle, i've also used the name "Najeh filled my hamper" for those unfamiliar with the story, check it out:



July 27th, 2009 at 12:40 PM ^

was my team's name last year, we were dominant. I can't think of any sexy pun names for M players though. Boubacar Cissoko, Michael Cox, David Cone, and Marke Huyge might be a good place to start.


July 27th, 2009 at 12:49 PM ^

Fresh Tuna Keeps Em Cumming ... in reference to a quote from the heartbreak kid about a subway and parcells coming back to the leauge and won with it but i think it was a one hit wonder


July 27th, 2009 at 1:55 PM ^

I always go with the classic "Joey Harrington" as my team's name. It works well for me.

If you want a Michigan related one you could do "Mallett's Indoor Sprinkler", "Feagin's Five Finger Discount" or "Boren's Family Values."


July 27th, 2009 at 2:31 PM ^

i generally go with special sauce (because i love me a double entendre and a big mac) but "plutt bugs" is one of my favorites i've seen

k bizzle

July 28th, 2009 at 10:54 AM ^

Geez it is fantasy football and he only got 30 days in jail.

Maybe you think about Mike Valenti too much and should start listening to wtka.

Don't really understand the crush some UM fans have for him....

Proly been on here longer then you btw.

Wolverine In Exile

July 27th, 2009 at 9:39 PM ^

had it for 10+ years, including all my IM teams while at UM.

But for a Michigan related name, how about:

Naked Carr Wash
Zygotes of Barwis
Zoltan and the Magnificent 7
Joppru Juice
Griese Skids
Navarre & the Stegosauruses

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July 27th, 2009 at 10:37 PM ^

Justin "Case You Need To" Turner?
Vlad "Im Not a Spartan"
J'Ron "But You Can't Catchem" Stokes
Denard "Coo Coo Catcho" Robinson
Kevin "Paper or Plastic" Koger
"If the Glove Doesnt" Fitz Toussant
Vincent "Starry Starry NIght" Smith
Roy "You Spin Me Right" Roundtree

Justin "from the Newsroom, I'm a Quitter" Boren
Dan "Dean" Wermer DEAD!
Brandon "MIP" MInor, aka Minor in Possession
MIke "Hunt" Shaw "Itches"


October 14th, 2009 at 1:12 PM ^

Hopefully you can change your name still

My Cox is Griese and Huyge
Breaston Plants
Henne on the rocks
Blame it on the Henne
Feel the Forcier
Don't Mesko with the Zoltan
Tate sleeps in a Crable