Ghost of Bo

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:26 PM ^

If I had to the spend every day of my waking life in the deplorable shithole that is Columbus, Ohio; I'd spend most of my nights drinking massive amounts of high-octane grain alcohol, too.

Zone Left

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:49 PM ^

We used to pass Everclear around in a brown paper bag trying to get random people to drink it at parties (usually got spit right back out). Never let that shit cross my lips personally.


February 2nd, 2010 at 6:12 PM ^

Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of Everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.
Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called Everclear.