Important times call for important programming:
But there comes a time at which point rational people have to put adorable hijinks aside and recognize otters for what they are: disease-ridden, murderous, necrophilic aqua-weasels whose treachery knows few bounds.
It's the offseason. We're all filled with ennui. So are otters apparently. There is only one answer. There is a 33 hour live broadcast of otters starting tonight at 8pm ET.