OT: Donations for Craig James

Submitted by MichiganAggie on January 6th, 2012 at 11:31 AM

Ramzy over at 11 Warriers did something awesome.

He made a donation to Craig James to sneek in a statement about Craig James killing hookers.

What other acrostics could we make?


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Unique in his ability to

Return Texas to an

Important leader in

Education, while keeping the

Death penalty for criminals.


A beloved man from

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Is ready to emerge

Victorious over the

Evil liberals.


a non emu

January 6th, 2012 at 11:40 AM ^

That's awesome. Did this meme originate on mgo or was it from somewhere else? I remember that for a long time the first result for google search for craig james hooker was EPIC thread here.

Tha Quiet Storm

January 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM ^

I believe Orson explained that there is just as much truth to the statement "Mike Leach locked Adam James in a closet" as there is to "Craig James killed five hookers."

Orson was pointing out the injustice of Mike Leach losing his job over that whole load of B.S. while Craig James was still employed by ESPN, even after propogating the whole "my son was locked in a closet" myth.


January 6th, 2012 at 11:46 AM ^

Perhaps we could make a donation in memory of 5 prostitutes who were murdered in Dallas, TX between 1979-1982 by someone not named Craig James because he did not in fact MURDER 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.


January 6th, 2012 at 11:59 AM ^

It would be funny if a large majority of his donations were from people who specifically mention that he did not kill hookers. Then, you could have a pie chart with people who don't think craig james killed hookers vs. everyone else.


January 6th, 2012 at 12:03 PM ^

I am confused are we donating money so he can by more hookers? Cause if it were true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU I think that's enough.


January 6th, 2012 at 12:05 PM ^

no one is actually saying CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  sometimes, rumors like that where CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU get out.  but remember, just because there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, it doesnt stop us from hunting for the truth.


January 6th, 2012 at 12:08 PM ^

Hunter S. Thompson wrote about this, so who knows if it was factually accurate, but it goes like this:

Lyndon Johnson (who is losing his first run for congress) tell his staff to spread a rumor that his opponent has traumatized his family for years by having sex with one of the pigs on the family's farm.  A Johnson staff member says, "Lyndon, we can't do that! It isn't true," to which LBJ responds, "I know, but let's make the bastard deny it." 


January 6th, 2012 at 12:07 PM ^

How can just

One man running for office

Overcome the rumors that Craig James

Killed 5 hookers while at SMU

Eventhough these

Rumors are not true?


January 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM ^

Could it be

Really true that

In his playing days

At SMU, a

Gentleman named Craig


James killed

A bunch of hookers that his

Mustangs teammates




Do not

Insinuate such

Dastardly falshoods that can


Intimidate or

Terrify voters.