OT: Diag Streaker Wants Your Number
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/1055162350.html
Found on Craigslist. I miss A-squared. Even if we were all actually spoiled, arrogant, shoegazer douche-bags, we at least kept each other entertained.
best of craigslist > ann arbor > The Streaker Tripper - m4w
Originally Posted: Sun, 1 Mar 03:26 EST
The Streaker Tripper - m4w
Date: 2009-03-01, 3:26AM EST
I was streaking through the Diag Friday night at 2:15 am. Coming around the corner of State and Liberty, fast as a naked blur, I bumped into you and we both fell to the ground. I was a little upset with you at first, cuz I scratched my right butt cheek pretty bad, but I knew it was my fault. You said, "Nice New Balances," And all I could say was, "Thanks," with the adrenaline still rushing. In less awkward circumstances, I would have liked to talk to you. I had never run into a girl that fast or naked before... I didn't know how to respond so I helped you up quickly and kept running. Since my friends paid me $100 for making it to Kerrytown with just my socks, shoes, and a big smile, I'd like to take you on a date. You looked pretty fit so maybe you'd like to go for a run sometime. Hit me up! Bye!
* Location: Corner State+Lib
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1055162350
Please no discussion of any current or former defensive linemen.
that's great stuff.
just one question. why were you cruising the Men for Women section on the a2 craigs list?
Nobody ever found Internet gold who wasn't willing to go to some ugly places.
In this case: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
Nobody ever found Internet gold who wasn't willing to go to some ugly places.
The amount of truth in this sentence is simply astonishing.
very true ponce de leon
The guy who posted that must be an MGoBlog user. His grammar is practically impeccable.
heard from her. He who waits...
But the OP is right, in the real world, this shit just doesn't happen. Ask any disgruntled EMU student.
nicely done.
One of the best things I've ever read on this site. Simply hilarious.
Misopogan,
proverbial hat's off (read: I'm not actually wearing a hat to salute you with) on the stellar craigslist find. May the good folks at Mgoblog help spread the word so that this fine young man may find true love.