OT: Delorean Truck is Awesome.

Submitted by Seth on February 11th, 2010 at 4:17 PM

Not in any way related to Michigan football, but posted for the sheer awesomecakes with awesome icing:

Thinking of getting a Delorean time machine? This time Think 4th Dimensionally!

Roads? Wherever you're going, you won't need roads!

Resistant to Tannen familiy members, and tougher than any Indian, Cavalry or Bear, the new Delorean Wolverine has the class and style of a sports car and the ruggedness of that 4x4 you always wanted but would basically have to alter history to get your parents to afford it.

Never rip a fuel line on a 19th century desert again. Hurdles manure trucks and pine trees.

Rides comfortably in all conditions, whether you're in Hillsdale c. 1985, Hillsdale c. 2015, or an Alternate 1985 where Biff is rich, and powerful, and married to your mother, though, like what do you care, because you're driving a friggin' Delorean truck, right?

Hey Needles, wanna play......CHICKEN?



February 11th, 2010 at 9:51 PM ^

If Marty would have had that, it would have been, "You
mutated sonofabitch, you drove through my barn,
crushed my car, strattled my cow, and killed my pines,
you space bastard"