OT: Crazy names in CFB

Submitted by MaizeNBlueInDC on October 17th, 2012 at 9:19 PM

So I figured many people on here are just waiting out the "rain" delay so to pass the time I thought you might get a chuckle out of this quick video.  I know there is a fascination on MGoBlog with some of the more creative names some football recruits have and I stumbled across this video today and thought this board would get a kick out of it.

I laughed espeically hard at the last guy!

 

Comments

LSAClassOf2000

October 17th, 2012 at 9:32 PM ^

I can't recall precisely where I saw the list, but FAU has a linebacker named Yourhighness Morgan, and one of Boston College's wide receivers is Spiffy Evans. Of course, there is always Cincinnati QB Munchie Legaux...

willywill9

October 18th, 2012 at 9:05 AM ^

Went to LaSalle Academy in NYC... as did your boy Ron Artest (at least part time.)

His son (also named God Shammgod) is around 18... not sure if he's a senior now or not, but he was supposedly pretty solid himself.  

MGoCombs

October 18th, 2012 at 2:10 AM ^

I think one of the guys is from or has some connections to Michigan (the state). They named Albion, Wayne State and MSU. I saw him on some other show wearing a Slows BBQ shirt one time. Maybe he just really likes the area.

Danwillhor

October 18th, 2012 at 5:01 AM ^

the tall one is from Detroit. saw this skit when it aired and I was crying from laughter. pretty good show. best sketch show since chappelle show, imo. mencia licks balls and always has and they trotted out a few more trying to capture that magic back but all failed despite liking some of the comics/hosts (swardson, etc). this is a funny show, though.

again, best SKETCH show. I'd put SP and probably Workaholics ahead in general.

Derelicious

October 18th, 2012 at 6:49 AM ^

I've met Keegan and he hails from Detroit.  Great guy, hilarious in person.  His first listed acting production on IMDB was "Get the Hell out of Hamtown", a movie about Hamtramck.  Also, the next movie, Garage, was made by a bunch of guys in Detroit, my uncle played a part in it.  I don't think the other guy has any ties to Detroit, though.

turtleboy

October 18th, 2012 at 2:37 AM ^

 

Sojourn Shelton
Dawuane Smoot
Tracy Sprinkle
Deaysean Rippy
Jeryl Brazil
Hakeem Flowers
Quantavius Leslie
Torrodney Prevot
Ebenezer Ogundeko
Romeo Okwara
Aziz Shittu
Tre'Davious White
Eldridge Massington
Barkavious "kiki" Mingo
ArDarius Stewart
Dee Liner (plays D-line)
DeVondrick Nealy
Octavius Jackson
Maquedius Bain
Quinta Funderburk
Jordan Fieulleteau (?)
DaVaris Daniels
Ja'juan Story
Javares McRoy
Charone Peak
Taques Franklin
Kourtlandt Akins
Trevarris Saulsberry.......California University of Pennsylvania
JaDeveon Clowney
Kyshoen Jarrett
Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix
Naim Mustafaa
Theltus Cobbins
Cameron Echols-Luper
Cordrea Tankersley    
Chevoski Collins
Deoundrei Davis
Ro'Derrick Hoskins
Jesus Wilson
Marquez North
Jasper Sasser
I'Tavius Mathers
Demorea Stringfellow
 
"You changed your name TO Latrine?"
I feel bad for coaches, announcers, and teachers taking attendance when assaulted by a roster this crazy.

MikeCohodes

October 18th, 2012 at 8:48 AM ^

Northern Michigan's Bryce Cockburn (1999-2003).  It was pronounced coburn, but that wasn't how the student section pronounced it every time NMU came to Yost.  Every shift he had on the ice we were chanting "cock-burn" continuously until his shift ended and he was back on the bench.