OT: The continuing train wreck that is Arkansas
"Three more Razorbacks arrested, charged, suspended"
http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/12/three-more-razorbac…
It simply won't be the same if they change the traditional chant from "Wooo Pig Sooie" to "Wooo Probation Sooie". It doesn't resonate in quite the same way. Alternatively, "Go Plea Bargain" isn't nearly as effective as "Go Hogs".
Arkansas is trying to give TCU a run for its money. Or at least Arizona...
It really should be called the "Dantonio Cup" at this point.
Your 2012 Cotton Bowl champions folks!
The funny thing is, I'm really not that surprised. JLS wasn't known as much of a disciplinarian himself, and we all know about Petrino. He suspended these kids, but this won't be the only time we see Arkansas players in the news I suspect.
Well ain't that just a
Just the SEC being the SEC. Nothing to see here.
They'll be back on the team in a month
Dantonio took the job?
Can't have. I see the word "suspended."
Gems from ESPN Chat: (Slight variations to some OSU jokes... feel free to adjust them accordingly).
-SEC means Steal Every Computer.
-Q: What did the SEC graduate say to you?
A: "Welcome to Chick-fil-A"
-Q: Three SEC football players are in a car, a freshman, junior, and senior. Who's driving? A. The Cops.
Too bad they weren't quarterbacks. Cam Newton was able to just throw his laptop problems far enough away.
Hello to all my little razorback boys and girls. Today we're going to play a new game, it's called the 'Book and Release' dash. And, you're going to meet a new friend in the neighborhood. We call him 'Mr. Public Defender', and his job is very special as he helps all of our SEC and ohio friends to stay out of what we call 'the joint'. 'The joint' is not a nice place, and Mr. Rogers is scared of it, and you should be too. But don't be afraid. If you only have one bad offense, you won't have to go to the joint, and you'll only have to visit 'Mr. Probation Officer'. He'll make you pee in a cup, but we've run out of time for today's show - we'll teach you how to fill the cup next time in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
Such is life in the SEC. Too bad it's only Arkansas. If this were happening to Alabama, Florida or Tennessee, this would be more fun to enjoy.
Not so much on Alabama. I don't want any excuses should we beat them.
What does the L stand for? Let er' rip Sparty!
It should be noted, especially in East Lansing, that JLS has already "indefinitely suspended" the three players from his team. No wonder they didn't like him up there.
The Democrat-Gazette, citing a university police report, writes that the three are accused of stealing multiple items – including cash, laptops, DVDs and textbooks – from university dorm rooms. Arkansas360.com notes that the value of the property allegedly stolen exceeds $4,800, which could bring the “f” word into play.
They aren't paying these guys enough.
John L is just representing State at Arkansas. Look for a beatdown next.