LSAClassOf2000

May 12th, 2012 at 8:26 PM ^

It simply won't be the same if they change the traditional chant from "Wooo Pig Sooie" to "Wooo Probation Sooie". It doesn't resonate in quite the same way. Alternatively, "Go Plea Bargain" isn't nearly as effective as "Go Hogs". 

bronxblue

May 12th, 2012 at 8:48 PM ^

Your 2012 Cotton Bowl champions folks!

The funny thing is, I'm really not that surprised.  JLS wasn't known as much of a disciplinarian himself, and we all know about Petrino.  He suspended these kids, but this won't be the only time we see Arkansas players in the news I suspect.

PatrickBateman

May 12th, 2012 at 9:47 PM ^

Gems from ESPN Chat: (Slight variations to some OSU jokes... feel free to adjust them accordingly).

-SEC means Steal Every Computer.

-Q: What did the SEC graduate say to you?      

A: "Welcome to Chick-fil-A"

-Q: Three SEC football players are in a car, a freshman, junior, and senior.  Who's driving?       A. The Cops.

Too bad they weren't quarterbacks.  Cam Newton was able to just throw his laptop problems far enough away.

 

XM - Mt 1822

May 12th, 2012 at 11:13 PM ^

Hello to all my little razorback boys and girls.  Today we're going to play a new game, it's called the 'Book and Release' dash.  And, you're going to meet a new friend in the neighborhood.  We call him 'Mr. Public Defender', and his job is very special as he helps all of our SEC and ohio friends to stay out of what we call 'the joint'.  'The joint' is not a nice place, and Mr. Rogers is scared of it, and you should be too.  But don't be afraid.  If you only have one bad offense, you won't have to go to the joint, and you'll only have to visit 'Mr. Probation Officer'.  He'll make you pee in a cup, but we've run out of time for today's show - we'll teach you how to fill the cup next time in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.    

Tater

May 13th, 2012 at 1:42 AM ^

It should be noted, especially in East Lansing, that JLS has already "indefinitely suspended" the three players from his team.  No wonder they didn't like him up there.

 

The Democrat-Gazette, citing a university police report, writes that the three are accused of stealing multiple items – including cash, laptops, DVDs and textbooks – from university dorm rooms. Arkansas360.com notes that the value of the property allegedly stolen exceeds $4,800, which could bring the “f” word into play.