I was wandering aimlessly through the Twitterverse, when I stumbled on @ClowneyFacts, a well-done parody account dedicated to Jadeveon Clowney.
I figured i'd post this here because we take on his Gamecocks New Year's day, and it'd be fun admiring all of his marvelous "feats." He even has Chuck Norris shaking in his boots.
Here are a few gems:
n a taste test between Coke and Pepsi, Jadeveon Clowney chose quarterback tears every time.
Jack Links Beef Jerky was going to run the "Messing with Jadeveon" ad campaign, but shooting was cut short due to overly realistic violence.
Jadeveon Clowney loves stand up comedy. His favorite joke... ACC football.
"You are what you eat" has been scientifically proven false. Does Jadeveon Clowney look like a quarterback to you?
Jadeveon Clowney's 40 yard dash time makes the speed of sound wish it had practiced a little harder.