OT - Clausen Haircut Spat, marginally involves UM

Submitted by TrppWlbrnID on May 9th, 2012 at 1:24 PM


so this is pretty strange, but apparently former ND QB Jimmy Clausen has had a bit of an issue with Supercuts.

he suggests that he will let his hair grow out and provides this picture as evidence of how awesome it was:


its hard to tell, but this pic is from the 2008 Michigan game at ND, during this play best i can tell, he hurls a 50 yard bomb to Golden Tate, which he further discusses in his twitter rant. this was RR's first year, if you have wiped it from your memory and ND ends up winning 35-17. is this what the kids call "trolling?"

i don't use the twitter and this is really minor, but i thought jimmy might appreciate some reminders of his previous haircuts vs michigan, like this:




May 9th, 2012 at 1:33 PM ^

He always seemed like a little baby to me. Why is he going to Supercuts? That should be his first question. I went to Walmart and my produce seemed old! Duh!

blue note

May 9th, 2012 at 2:08 PM ^

In his defense, supercuts is awful. I went there one time came out looking like a 6 year old had hacked off part of my hair while I was sleeping.


May 9th, 2012 at 8:49 PM ^

Oh, I see you must have ordered the #4.  I ordered that haircut last time.  This time, I went with the #5 haircut special, where a blind woman cuts your hair with a rusty spoon.  I thought it looked a little patchy at first, but I was told that it only looks that way to an un-trained eye.  Oh well, she's the professional.


May 9th, 2012 at 4:19 PM ^

He's just showing a picture of him with long hair. In no way does this involve Michigan except that apparently the best picture of his long hair was from a Michigan game


May 10th, 2012 at 1:16 AM ^

this bitch needs a clit ring some where on his bitch face, if this fuck isn't queer he missed a perfect oppertunity. Would say i wish this goon dick would go crawl off and die somewhere, but this is the first ive heard of him in years. Fuck his life. This douche has wet dreams of being todd collins

Ali G Bomaye

May 10th, 2012 at 12:59 PM ^

He's getting paid $2.5 million dollars to play quarterback, which probably puts him in the top 50 quarterbacks on the planet.  He may have the taste and maturity of a douchey 15-year-old, but simply making the NFL is pretty freaking impressive.