OT: Caption Contest - Preakness Fan

Submitted by Bloodoo on May 18th, 2013 at 10:28 PM

Not for Gary Stevens or Oxbow, but rather the guy in the crowd (edit: on right) who is, well, photobombing.



May 18th, 2013 at 10:37 PM ^

All I can think of is him saying something very sarcastically along the lines of "Oh, you're SO great. I'm just SO amazed at your physical ability to ride a horse and be four feet tall. Oooohhh." That's all I got.


May 18th, 2013 at 10:57 PM ^

the black guy on the left is saying "SPECIFY, MAN!"  while the guy kind in the middle is going "wow, this is just not clear" while the guy on the right with his hands on his cheeks is screaming "OOOhhhhhh the ambiGUITY!!"




May 19th, 2013 at 12:53 AM ^

"Is an asshat a hat for an ass or a hat made out of ass? Oh the mysteries of life!"

This is actually something I've had significant debates with myself over.

rob f

May 19th, 2013 at 4:25 AM ^

Woman directly below Stevens' armpits :"I wonder if Scarecrow would like a little fire to play with?"; or "I wonder if Dorothy is ready to surrender yet?!"


May 19th, 2013 at 11:40 AM ^

Woman in pink w/hat: You ain't so bad

African American man: What do jockeys even eat anyway?

Jaw dropped guy: It's not butter. I still cant believe it's not butter

Guy in background with arms raised: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?

'Scream' guy is actually Kevin 23 years later realizing that he left his son Home Alone

Woman in leopard print: I would now have sex with you, little man. 

Louie C

May 19th, 2013 at 6:25 PM ^

"FUCK!!! How in the hell am I going to explain to my wife that I just lost Junior's college fund?! Plus Nicky and Tony are gonna break my legs!!"