OT: Biggest pests in sports

Submitted by 30swk18 on
Brad Marchand of the Boston Bruins just licked Ryan Callahan after the whistle. Marchand is a repeat offender. Beyond wondering who the fuck would do that, it’s clearly an effective way to get under the other team’s skin. Personally, I think Marchand goes too far and is a dirty player, but it got me thinking who other professional pests in sports were or are and who we wouldn’t mind seeing on a Detroit team.

Maize N' Ute

May 5th, 2018 at 2:34 AM ^

My favorite all time pest was Mike Ricchi. That no good, greasy hair, toothless fool, always annoyed me. I loved that man. He was the epitome of hockey pretty.

Patrick Roy single handily kept the wings from winning 8 straight Stanley Cups, so maybe he was the best pest

MichiganFan1984

May 5th, 2018 at 6:15 AM ^

Shocked this far down in the thread and there is no mention of the biggest pest of all. Rick Fox.

michfan23

May 5th, 2018 at 7:45 AM ^

Let me start by saying I’m a Lightning fan, so my view is very biased, but I hate Marchand. He’s a pest, but let’s stop short of calling him effective. Sometimes he gets people off their game, but probably more commonly he gets suspended or thrown in the sin bin himself. Frankly, I hope his ass is planted to a couch for the rest of the summer following Sunday’s game.
The next two players aren’t as much of a bag of tools as Marchand, but they are on a list. Brian Boyle’s and Justin Abdelkader. Same idea for both, they like physical play and don’t shy away from fights. The difference is that these two players keep their tongues in their mouth.

1VaBlue1

May 5th, 2018 at 8:20 AM ^

Kind of surprised that Bill Laimbeer only recieved one, fleeting, mention...  (Okay, two.)  He was the undisputed national champion of pests in the 80's, across the entirety of the sporting world.  There wasn't a household in the land that didn't have an opinion on him.  And, unless you were a Pistons fan, those opinions were, somewhat, unkind.  Think of the head hunting brush back pitch delivered every so often.  They were meant to move someone off the plate, or maybe extract some baseball revenge for a HR.  But Laimbeer, he threw a few of them every night.  And he didn't apologize for it - if you whined, he ramped it up.  And he was a damn good player ahead of his time.  Not many NBA centers can step out and murder you from 3 today, and even less could do it when he played.  He was the epitome of what a pest should be - the guy everybody hates, until he's on your team.

allintime23

May 5th, 2018 at 8:44 AM ^

Draymond Green is out of control. He’s able to get away with it though while people complain about Lebron flopping. Sure, half of Greens swats barely hit or miss entirely but the fact that the guy flares his arms and slaps and kicks the way he does is garbage basketball. The groin shots should be an automatic one game suspension too at this point.

Gobgoblue

May 5th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^

but I think he's better now. You really learn your lesson when the consequences are a championship. but I've got a thing for James Harden. he is so annoying

Steves_Wolverines

May 5th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^

Marchand crosses the line from pest to an idiot ruining the sport. The nhl messed up not reeling him in earlier, now hee can do anything without penalty. Pests are Holmstrom and Domi.

TheFranchOfDressing

May 5th, 2018 at 10:59 AM ^

cody garbrandt, tyler Hamilton, mork dantonio, zebras officiating a UofM game. they are like fucking gnats. swipe your hands so many times, finally just give up and walk away.

turtleboy

May 5th, 2018 at 1:37 PM ^

I was going to say Floyd Mayweather. He's by far the best boxer in the world at not boxing. Plus that cheap shitty knockout on Ortiz.

Zoltanrules

May 6th, 2018 at 1:18 PM ^

Old time Flyers hockey.

Great nicknames that fit. Bugsy also played for the Wings and seemed to destined for 250- 300 PIMs per season.

Sean Avery and Claude Lemiuex are right there too.