OT: Bachelor season finale

Submitted by BeatOSU52 on

Who ya got winning tonight,

 

Lauren B:  

 

or Becca K:

 

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ThereWillBeNoHugs

March 6th, 2018 at 12:19 AM ^

That's what my hot single neighbor said when I went to fix her broken shower pipe. Anyway, I came over shirtless, sweaty, and for some god-damn reason, I wore a pornstache at that time. When she opened the door, I said, "I heard you're allllllllll alone and need some help...with YOUR plumbing" in my most seductive voice (which amounts to me sounding like David Hasselholff). She replied, "I think you watch too much porn" and let me inside. I was honestly confused at her comment. I mean, what does fixing pipes have to do with porn? Well, I fixed her pipe, then went home to run around in a field of flowers with my dog while in perpetual slow motion. Moral of fake story: Yeah, I probably watch too much porn.

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Perkis-Size Me

March 5th, 2018 at 10:02 PM ^

Thank god there are always college basketball games on during this show’s airtime. My wife watches it every week but it’s mindless garbage. I just put my headphones in, grab my iPad and go into my own world.

I think I’d honestly rather watch an eight hour Senate filibuster on C-SPAN than this shit. A bunch of squawking, backstabbing, phony women looking for their 15 minutes of fame going after some shallow douche who probably dumps their ass two weeks after the show is over.

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Perkis-Size Me

March 6th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^

The only reason I know anything about the show is because my wife talks about it and tries explaning bits and pieces to me whenever the game I'm watching is on commercial break. Apparently the guy on this season dumps the girl he proposes to a few weeks after the show ends and goes back to another girl he previously rejected.

I figure that's par for the course with shows like this. Nothing about any of these people, bachelor or contestants, is genuine. Whoever says they're there looking for true love is lying through their teeth. The'ye all some combination of insecure, naive, self-absorbed, and narcissistic. A decent person who is actually looking for true love wouldn't waste their time going on this show. 

It's all about sucking up to the cameras, getting personal exposure and free trips to Europe. If my son or daughter ever went on a show like this, they wouldn't be allowed back in my house until they were eliminated from it and I knew cameras weren't following them around. And whatever guy/girl they tried bringing home for the "meet the family" episode wouldn't be allowed to set one foot on my property. 

Its trash American TV at its finest, and an overall stain on American culture. 

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MGoTeacher 2.0

March 5th, 2018 at 10:32 PM ^

This thread has actually kind of grown on me. If I didn’t have the tiniest bit of respect left to my name, I might be tempted to turn it on.

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BeatOSU52

March 5th, 2018 at 11:13 PM ^

They don’t do it normally since it’s taped way ahead of time and there’s a lot spoilers but since tomorrow’s episode is live , maybe they’ll be odds on Bovada or 5dimes on if Lauren and Bekkka physically fight . 50-1 odds they do. 40-1 odds Bekka slaps the shit out of Arty.

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Wolfman

March 5th, 2018 at 10:58 PM ^

and leaving the t.v. off, well that's really not a choice. Simple rule. T.V. for sports and occasional entertainment. Never just to have something to listen to. 

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Solecismic

March 5th, 2018 at 11:32 PM ^

Huh. Never thought I'd see this thread here. Used to be a guilty pleasure back around the turn of the century. But it's always the same. The best part of the show is when the guy has to go to four different sets of parents and ask permission to marry their daughters. Reminds me of recruiting. One year they had a former backup Sparty quarterback as the lead, and he ended up screwing just about everyone he didn't send away the first night. He said the community keeps score, and he set some sort of record. Dantonio's quite proud of him. My wife, thankfully, doesn't like this stuff. And smells quite nice.

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o0MaizeNBlue0o

March 6th, 2018 at 12:05 AM ^

I’d just like to point out that this thread has the most comments of all the current threads. And we just won the big ten tournament last night. Not sure what to think...

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