OT: Awesome Line about Michigan / Ohio in Glee

Submitted by Huma on September 13th, 2012 at 11:03 PM

My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two -- anyway, there was an awesome one-liner on the show tonight:

"You ever look at a map? Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off."

There was also a reference in a prior episode to Michigan dominating Ohio in recruiting.  See link:  




September 14th, 2012 at 8:14 AM ^

Absolutely not. You cannot watch some shitfest like the Bachelor then try and dog another fool for watching a slightly less shitty shitfest like Glee. "Reality" shows are the most wretched filth on television. And I don't mean filth in any moral sense. They are just absolute dreck.


September 14th, 2012 at 10:06 AM ^

My wife loves the Bachelor, so it is required viewing.  Happy wife, happy life.

Here is the key for men/sports fans to watching the Bachelor:  Realize that what it actually is is a tournament.  Just like the NCAA Big Dance.  So if you have to watch it, turn it into a sporting event.

So what I do after the second episode is to create a mental bracket of the Elite Eight, the Final Four, the Final, and the winner.  I have my wife do the same thing.   

It makes watching it much more interesting.  When Emily dumped (Shawn?) early, we let out a loud groan as if Kentucky had lost in the first round.


Wolverine Devotee

September 14th, 2012 at 8:27 AM ^

While I do tend to agree with man card being revoked since this is a little strange, the girlfriend always gives me the sad puppy eyes when she wants me to watch one of her girly shows.

Don't underestimate the power of the sad puppy eyes. Kills me every time. 


September 13th, 2012 at 11:14 PM ^


My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two

Mgoblog is a caring, non-judgemental community.  You can tell us all about your Season One DVD Boxed Set that you got Jane Lynch to autograph.  We accept you for who you are, ya musical loving freak.


September 13th, 2012 at 11:30 PM ^

is EXACTLY what I was expecting. Seriously, now, you can't put this line:


My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two


in a post and expect us to just go with it.

Nick Sparks

September 14th, 2012 at 2:23 AM ^

One of the main charcters went to U of M - so aren't Glee references the same as Kate Upton references now?

And yes, an ex got me into the show and it's funny, nothing to be embarassed about. Also, that whole "man card" thing came from a Miller Lite commercial. Anything representing watered down beer does not represent masculinity. 


September 13th, 2012 at 11:44 PM ^

was invited to a school musical a few years ago.

His comment? "Why would I want to go? I already know what's going to happen:  they're going to sing, they're going to dance, they're going to talk a lot. Why would I want to go?"