OT: All-time favorite MGoTerms

Submitted by Njia on June 15th, 2010 at 2:12 PM

twatwaffle -  (twat-wah-full): n. An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.

Okay, the past nine months since I joined MGoBoard have seen some of my favorite Internet content, ever. In just the past week, I have been introduced to terms such as "douchey twatwaffle" (my all-time favorite) and "bullshittery." I'm sure there are others, but my chortling is limiting my powers of recall at the moment.

What are some of yours? And I promise to pos-bang everyone who contributes one of the terms.



June 15th, 2010 at 2:43 PM ^

Negalanche. Saw that a couple times.

100% worst thing ever is funny because it is overtaken everytime by the next 100% worst thing ever.

Anytime anyone says pos-bang or neg-bang, they are ok in my book.


June 15th, 2010 at 2:48 PM ^

I know it's not a term, but em0 cycle is a fascinating natural phenomenon.  It's like the nitrogen cycle but hilarious. 

1. He shits all over the board with meaningless additions.

2. Posters break him down, negging him until an eventual meltdown, otherwise known as decomposition.

3. The hilarious fruits of his meltdown benefit the masses in the form of comedy.

4. His banning results in the creation of a new em0 account, which eventually shits or dies again.


June 15th, 2010 at 2:57 PM ^

But lifted from EDSBS, referring to any of Ron Zook's many memes, whether it be jet-skiing or calling him NAME REDACTED.



pee on freep

June 15th, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^

with all the "mgo-" phrases/words i find myself constantly throwing in "mgo-" before many words.  such as:

"I'm going to start making the mgo-spaghetti."

"I don't know what the damn mgo-time it it is!"

"We'll probably go the the mgo-pool."

"What kind of mgo-beer are you getting?"


Edit:  i don't do it intentionally, it just comes up...


June 15th, 2010 at 4:36 PM ^

Well I originally listed about 10 of my favorites, but people were negging me so I condensed it down to these two:

  • Angry Michigan [blank] Hating God

UPDATE:  Alright, I just can't help myself ... a couple more:

  • Referring to MSU as "FYS"
  • "All Your Coach Are Belong To Us"


June 15th, 2010 at 4:21 PM ^

So this came from the mgoboard, but it didn't catch on here.  Oddly enough, it's caught on amongst my fellow Aggie grad students though:

Dotting the i - Euphimism for a #2


June 15th, 2010 at 4:23 PM ^

First time I saw it was on Brian's one-time use of the Steven Colbert Blame Board.

Currently, as a diary tag, it encompasses the Decimated Defense Trilogy, and formerlyanonymous's hardball v. Northwestern preview, which: What?

Also, Brian's use of "which" before a complete thought (see above) has totally entered my writing.

Pea-Tear Gryphon

June 15th, 2010 at 5:32 PM ^

I am going to miss screaming, "RAGE" at the TV as Minor was flat trucking fools on one of his no-regard-for-personal-safety runs.

A close second is "Brandon Graham: Destroyer of Planets". I yelled that out when he crushed Winston and everyone in the room looked at me like I was a crazy person. It could have been because I was yelling at the TV, but whatever.

Honorable Mention: "Dude, wait. What?"


June 15th, 2010 at 10:26 PM ^

Some other oldies but goodies:

  • Sheridan = Death
  • Hennechart/ThreetSheridammit Chart
  • "The New Math" (86 = 1)
  • Mr. Plow
  • "Intangibles" i.e. kittens
  • Garfield Minus Garfield
  • Wrath of Koulter/Cos (from the blogpoll)


June 16th, 2010 at 7:38 AM ^

from sleepdoc:

The otter is the "man whose name cannot be spoken", aka "Thor", aka the "guy in the directory who may or may not be going to Michigan" aka "The Big Jokester" aka "Cass Tech Hero" aka "The Soup Can of Destiny"

We will not mention his real name for it will cause Mass Hysteria, Panic, the Biblical Plagues of Egypt, destruction of precious recruiting and ranking status, and the Rapture where we who are the good and Champions of the West will face Lesticles and his evil army of undereducated 4th down bayou mutants. He is our modern day Candyman - if we say his name three times in a mirror, we will be attacked by a ghostly apparition that will haunt our running backs in Big Ten - SEC match ups for time and eternity.

Or - you can just go to the front page and scroll down approximately three Bryan Cook entries and you will find "The Otter" true identity. Good luck and god bless. And please - WHATEVER YOU DO - do not mention his real name to anyone, ever!