OT: Al Borges Eating Habits

Submitted by Shakespeare on February 22nd, 2011 at 11:31 AM

Does anyone else think Al Borges is the type of guy who orders a salad to be "healthy" and then just douses it in Ranch dressing and bacon bits?

Comments

MaizeSombrero

February 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^

OMG, you are totally so right! I knew there was something fishy about him!

This likely affects his ability to diagram plays, what with the ranch dressing spilled all over. I bet he even gets bacon bits lodged in the projector so he can't watch film. 

His Dudeness

February 22nd, 2011 at 11:39 AM ^

I don't think he knows what a salad is, actually. Probably just thinks that shit is what people put on burgers and is confused as to why there is so much burger topping at the buffet.

el segundo

February 22nd, 2011 at 11:59 AM ^

for even clicking on this post.  I should have expected something like this. 

Or a "confidential" report from a waiter who served him something unhealthy but doesn't want to say exactly what it was for fear of losing his job.

Shakespeare

February 22nd, 2011 at 12:13 PM ^

Why does everyone take themselves so damn seriously? The fact that I was negged 26 points or whatever the running total is at now for making this joke is unbelievable. Everyone needs to lighten up. The man loves ranch dressing. I didn't think that was a major point of contention.

BlueVoix

February 22nd, 2011 at 5:25 PM ^

Being 20 would make your posts sort of understandable. Entitled and selfish, but almost expected. Instead you just come across as sad and angry. No one buys the "this is just a joke" line from you. Everyone knows your attitude on Hoke. You're secretly hoping the program crashes (further) into flames, just so you can run here and say you were right.

And no, I don't know anything about you. Judging by your actions, I'll consider that a positive.

His Dudeness

February 22nd, 2011 at 9:50 PM ^

You should really think twice about everything you think you know about me and my attitude. I don't have to explain myself to a random poster, but I don't hope the program fails so I can come on a website and claim I was right. That is the stupidest thing I can think of right now. In all probability I won't be coming to this site at all as I will have a job that will actually take up most of time with, you know, meaningful work. I come here now to express my opinions about the program because I have a lot of extra time with my current position and some of you are so fucking stupid you can't take a differing opinion than your own and degenerate to personal attacks. That is the action of a 6 year old. It really is.

Consider whatever you want, but first I would consider trying to allow your tiny brain to allow for a differing opinion without turning into a fucking child.

His Dudeness

February 22nd, 2011 at 4:56 PM ^

Dude, it's a joke. It's funny. This board is like a moron in the audience of a comedy show that sits there and says "that's not funny."

Super.

Get over yourselves. Al Borges is fat as fuck. It's funny. Shit Hoke is fat as fuck too. We have the stay-puft marshmallow coaching staff of the B1G.

mejunglechop

February 22nd, 2011 at 7:39 PM ^

It may be (mildly?) funny to you but obviously most people don't think it's funny enough to justify it's own thread. The negs have nothing to do with Hoke. If anyone's defensive it's probably because the thread is gratuitous and autofellating. The OP is actually shocked SHOCKED people aren't recognizing his genius and slapping him five for creating a thread for a joke that's as trite as it is juvenile. I'd seriously prefer threads created for yo momma jokes.

His Dudeness

February 22nd, 2011 at 9:55 PM ^

Really? Because there are so many wonderful topics to cover lately? We wouldn't want to clog up the board so we can make room for the 1,000th offer thread for some kid who will show us no interest whatsoever... in case you haven't noticed it's the fucking off-season. There is a basketball game tomorrow, but other than that and hockey updates there is nearly nothing to fill up the board. It was a fucking joke. I thought it was funny. Deal with it.