OT: 50 Shades of Bray at EDSBS

Submitted by iawolve on June 7th, 2012 at 6:45 PM

If you know anything about the book, this is fricking hilarious. It is classic EDSBS. A few choice lines:


"You're gonna be our next defensive coordinator."

"Is that...hard?" I flush. Strange muscles flex again in a feeling that can only be desire or a cheesy gordita about to explode through my lower intestines like the rush of love itself but it's probably desire I think.


He smells of unlaundered jersey and some inexpensive, Piggly Wiggly brand body wash. It's… Intoxicating. I inhale deeply getting lost in the moment.








June 7th, 2012 at 7:11 PM ^

to creat a post but Laquon Treadwell has trimmed his list down to 7 schools. The article is paywalled so I don't know which 7.

It's in ESPN's CFB rumor section.

Sorry if this has already been posted. I hadn't seen anything on it.


June 7th, 2012 at 8:21 PM ^

"My heart is pounding because my heart is pounding.
Breathe, breathe, I tell myself. There are no rabid squirrels in my glove compartment."

That's some moving prose right there.