Open Thread: Wild Speculation Invited

Submitted by icactus on January 19th, 2011 at 12:01 AM

If there's one thing we've learned from the Mattison hire it's that good things happen when you speculate wildly and start rumors.  I see no other way this could have been pulled off.

Since today has been so effing positive I want to see some EFFING SWEET speculation! 

Please refrain from negging one another so as to foster/encourage said wild speculation - also because it's officially late night.

 

WOOO!!!

Comments

KinesiologyNerd

January 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^

Sick and tired of the looming threat that is losing his scholarship, Dee Hart will transfer to Michigan. He will do this by handing the ball to Mike Martin (who runs in for a touchdown, of course) and marching over to Michigan's sideline to don a winged helmet during the third quarter of the "Rumble in JerryLand". After a Michigan W Brady Hoke, and the rest of the team, will walk out to midfield and give Saban a big fat one-fingered victory salute.

Maize n Blue

January 19th, 2011 at 1:21 AM ^

In response to this inquiry, Denard just tweeted the following after returning from the future (after a harmless game of tag with his little cousins caused an accidental time warp):

"What happened was is that Mike Martin became so enormous that they actually counted him as two people. Since such an event was unprecedented in NCAA history, they decided that Martin's 2nd self could not legally be declared ineligible."

Dilla Dude

January 19th, 2011 at 12:11 AM ^

Word on the street is that Charles Woodson will retire and become Michigan's Defensive Backs coach. On whether or not he would retire mid-way through the Packer's playoff run, Woodson had this to say:

"If coach Hoke offered me the position, I would take it in a heartbeat. No questions asked. Money wouldn't even be an issue, because, after all, i'm Charles Woodson."

BlueDragon

January 19th, 2011 at 12:14 AM ^

I heard that I will be proclaimed "His Holiness BlueDragon I" and rule with an iron fist over the central Ohio region.  I also heard that my first action will be selling tSIO campus to the Chinese to make Nike jerseys at low, low costs to the consumer.

Korean Wolverine20

January 19th, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^

Wayne Lyons said that he wants to be the next Ed Reed and is a silent commit to Michigan

Kris Frost finally figured out that LB is his best position and wants to go to Michigan

Ray Drew wants to be the next Suggs and is a silent commit to Michigan

Tim Jernigan said why the fuck not and is a silent commit to Michigan

Lawrence Thomas gave a big FUCK you to MSU and is a silent commit to Michigan

Doran Grant wants to be the next Woodson so he's a silent commit to Michigan,

oh, Vance Bedford's coming back too

speculationzzzz!1!!!!!!1!11

TVBLUE

January 19th, 2011 at 12:16 AM ^

By the middle of next season, the defense will be playing up to full Mattison expectations.  After the severe beatings they put on OSU and then in our bowl game, Alabama will try to forfeit our 2012 game (albeit unsuccessfully).

Hardware Sushi

January 19th, 2011 at 1:47 AM ^

And while we're on the subject, you know what really grinds my gears? She's totally against nudity. Ya know? I mean, c'mon, who doesn't like boobs? Kate Austen - that's who. I mean, even a little sideboob, out of the question. And that people, is what grinds my gears.