The Onion - "Small, Unathletic Walk-On Injures 9 Starters In Notre Dame Football Practice"

Submitted by c-stizzzle on September 10th, 2009 at 8:55 PM

Picked up a copy of The Onion on my way home from work today and almost got killed by a truck crossing the street because I was laughing so hard at this article.

One snippet to entice you:
"According to members of the coaching staff, the former high school yearbook editor is by far the team's most athletic player, despite [the walk-on's] inability to do more than two pull-ups or jog a mile without walking.

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