Oh Rutgers......what have you done?

Not sure what I love best about this...

 

The inability to correctly spell "yourself" (or should I say "yourgself"?);

The fact that Paramus refers to this as "vandalism" and "litter";

The random reference to the "Curse of the Bambino";

That they actually think Michigan "declared war" on Rutgers;

That they actually think Rutgers is "The Sleeping Giant";

That "The Sleeping Giant" is for some reason capitalized;

That they think the past tense of "awaken" is "awaken";

That they for some reason don't refer to it as the University of Michigan rather than just Michigan;

That they bought so many Rutgers magnets, estimated at $500-$700 worth!;

That instead of rewording a sentence to start with a C they just wrote "Cause";

That the find institution of Rutgers does not teach proper use of "we" and "us";

That the  missing apostrophe in the "Order of Bulls Blood";

That the definition of "rival" is not really important to Rutgers;

That "Fence the Garden" was not in quotes;or

How many points Michigan is going to drop on Rutgers this year.

 

So amazing. Thanks for the laugh.

You know that is what I like best about our big rivalry, the one with Illnois, it never gets overly aggressive like this is.

Just a case of Rutgers bearing false witness.

Michigan 56, Rutgers 0. Book it. It's happening this fall

This has to be a brilliant M fan.

Trash PC, the #1 in state recruiting place, while claiming Rutgers, and drag OSU into the mix.

Either that or Rutgers fan is so stupid he hurt Rutgers and OSU chances while simultaneously helping UM and doesn't even know it.

Rutgers gonna Rutger.

11 Warriors and amazingly nobody has started a thread rallying to Rutgers' cause. 

Fuhgetaboutit

Attrocious grammar. The errors are so numerous. Unintentionally hilarious. That was put forth by "some of Rutgers (sic) elite student leaders." Can't wait to see what the non-elite come up with.....

We should get up on them 28-0 this fall and then purposefully put in 3rd string offense and tell them even if they get near the redzone to just take a knee. We want to win by that number.

From the 2006 Princeton article someone linked below ....

 

 Ironically, the Order is dissatisfied with what it says is the growing population of athletes and the diminishing number of scholarly and intellectual groups on campus. "I got a 1490 on my SAT and I’m sitting next to a guy who got in only because he can run a ball," Joseph said. "Certain things like that tarnish your accomplishments when you try to compare yourself with lesser mental ability."

 

Times have changed I guess?

I'm still trying to understand how this isn't an article from The Onion.  

Fuck Lion > Bulls (sic) Blood