THE Oh How I Hate Ohio State Thread

Submitted by UMProud on November 25th, 2015 at 8:37 AM

Let your hate flow.....

Q. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on! 

Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. 

Q: Why don't Ohio State football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats.

Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? A: Boss! 

Q: Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? A: Ohio Sucks 

Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU football players from graduating? A: Going to Class. 

Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: The Ohio-Michigan border. 

Q: Did you hear about the fire in OSU football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. 

Q: How do you casterate an Ohio State Buckeyes fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth 

Q: What should you do if you find three buckeye fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. 

Q: What's the difference between a buckeye fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. 


Ever wonder where Buckeyes came from?


Saturday we UNLEASH our shiny new Harbaugh!





November 25th, 2015 at 8:52 AM ^

This isn't a mis-spelling of O-H-I-O. No, you see, they're really spelling Oi! Ho! Perhaps they're Aussies, and just drawing attention to the fact the Buckeye women are easy with low moral standards. It's a clear "buyer beware" warning.


November 25th, 2015 at 8:49 AM ^

the obnoxious nature of their inbred cooler pooper fans as a whole, the scum and shady nature of their coaches, or the arrogance and smug players who think the playoff revolves around them. Their fall from the perch is long overdue. I loathe them in football, basketball, hockey, life itself...the whole institution, screw OSU in everything. Sign in my bathroom sums it up, my two favorite teams are Michigan and ANYONE playing Ohio State. In anything, at any time. We need to kick their ass this weekend, we need to score early, and often and leave no doubt we are MICHIGAN.


November 25th, 2015 at 9:05 AM ^

They're the only fanbase I know of where you can tell a fan just by their looks. Any random face you pass on the street could be a fan of Boston College, Georgia, USC, Washington....but you fucking know when you see a buckeye. They all have that stupid fucking look to them.




November 25th, 2015 at 9:33 AM ^

I will say this, that for the times that I have been down there to watch Michigan play at Columbus, it seems like Bob Ufer was indeed correct if you wander around the stadium - you see about 10,000 alumni / alumnae and 74,000 truckers. Granted, the place is far larger than it was when he said that - it's more like 94,000 truckers now. 


November 25th, 2015 at 12:21 PM ^

I'll never forget wearing my Michigan stuff to OSU in the late 80s.

I have never had more beer dumped on me (often from the second story) in my life.

Oddly, I had a good time.

The Uke

November 25th, 2015 at 2:38 PM ^

Back in the day Dick Purton used to play a parody set to the OSU fight song:

Liquidate Ohio State and humble Woody Hayes

There's alot of cattle in Columbus, let's send them back to graze

Knock them off their ivory towers, send them crawling into the showers

Down with Ohio State, it's a know nothing party school!