TIMMMAAY

February 23rd, 2014 at 2:16 PM ^

I sent a Spartan family member a simple text at the 30 second mark: Hail to the Victors

We had no communication before, or leading up to the game. the reply: Suck Cock!!!

 

dahblue

February 23rd, 2014 at 3:39 PM ^

He's in a tough spot.  He probably isn't a suitable NBA coach (no millionaires are going to tolerate his screaming at them, the refs won't tolerate his tantrums and his defense won't be allowed to grab/hold).  He is also about to field his least talented team in years.  Gone will be Harris, Payne and Appling.  In will be...crickets.  No better way for that little, whiny, pompous, egomaniacal prick to go.  He deserves to watch his legend implode.

One Armed Bandit

February 23rd, 2014 at 2:20 PM ^

Caris in the first half, Nik in the second.

Glenn pulled down some huge rebounds and fought hard at time under the boards. Got rewarded in the end with the alley-oop.

And it's amazing how neither Horford or Morgan fouled out in that game. It took every foul in to quell Payne. That was impressive tag team D.

SWEEP MUPPETS, BABY!

Mmmm Hmmm

February 23rd, 2014 at 2:21 PM ^

I heard that six Spartans were taken away in ambulances to deal with hangnails, toothaches, and corns. One of the rough and tough Spartan players is also is rumored to have eaten really hot soup yesterday and have burnt his tongue--Izzo privately has said deciding whether that player would suit up or not was the second hardest decision of his life.

Izzo then wept for three straight hours until Dickie V. arrive to console him.

Man, that's so much more fun to write after a season sweep!

BrokenRhino

February 23rd, 2014 at 5:08 PM ^

Sometimes I wonder where the reputation came from.

Wolverine In Exile

February 23rd, 2014 at 2:21 PM ^

"Well the whole game turned on that horseshit technical Payne got for hanging on the rim. Levert did the same thing and didn't get t'd up. And Dawson didn't play"

Seriously you could probably go over to rcmb and play bingo with those sentences.